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A Wattpad Fanfic

This is the tropiest thing I've written, but it was fun, silly recommend by a silly goose (anonymous) but OML!

Fandom: Wattpad
Tropes: ALL

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Dear diary,

Hey.. I'm Y/N and my roommate is literally perfect. Good hair, good nails, all the boys love her.. And she has everything and anything she wants, she's got like a million powers and is just not like other girls- well.. I'm also not like other people but uh- she's literally Mary Sue! It's impossible to hate her, she's so perfect, but sometimes.. I wish she would just stop trying to fix me, not all of us need to be perfect! As her normal roommate, I'm stuck seeing all the boybands, all the alphas and mafia bosses fall in love with her and save her- it gets repetitive! Like she just steps out and then oh my, some dashing guy with an eight pack swoops in and RUINS MY MORNING- ugh.. at least he's hot

Just yesterday, I was reading my book and finally getting used to being sold to miss perfect princess by my mom after a whole month of torture, she's gotten her perfectly manicured yet effortless nails into everything! She wears her heels and none of her clothes are on the floor- everything is in order and she is literally that girl.

Mary. Sue. She's like Barbie but even more *sigh* perfect, and I'm just Y/N, the girl who goes to concerts because her friend dragged her along, the one to say the awkward thing at the wrong time, or gets through the weirdest situations. Like I'm literally with Mary Sue right now while she's being thanked for saving a dozen puppies, they're adorable, all cute and cuddly, and they aren't even chewing on her uber-expensive purse! It's straight out of a movie, god..

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Dearest Diary, 

Hey! It's Mary, I've had such a day~ 

First up, I saved some poor girl from her mother, BTS rang in as well, obviously I'm their manager, and they had an offer to buy Y/N. The look on her face! 

We moved in together last month, my downright magnificent mansion is the perfect fit, with the raging parties thrown each night for all the supernaturals.. everything is in perfect order, the bodyguards make sure of it.

You'd think everything is perfect, but my heart is acting up... usually when I see a love interest I just smile and laugh until the scene ends and then they fall for another - oh.. must leave quickly, the president is waiting!

The sound of a book shutting echoes through the ballroom, a prim and proper girl rises from the chair in the corner, her long hair down to her shoulders during a breif respite from the duties of miss empress of the universe

A quick wave of her magic finger and a startled Y/N is dragged out of bed, such a #relatable start to their afternood. 

Y/N: "So, what are we doing today, Sue?" 
After landing back on your feet, you ask the obvious question, expecting a response like 'oh today I have a date scheduled with Harry Styles, then a tour with Taylor Swift.. and a briefing with BTS, remember how I'm their manager now? I think that RM likes you... they all seem to and I'm so glad!' She clearly doen't know that everyone is falling for her.. right?

Mary Sue: "Um... it'd be easier if I texted you"
A warm, charitable grin swoops over her face, as she looks at you - that response means a wall of lengthy text... you hold back an eyeroll.

Y/N: "Right, you and your magical fingers- agh.. wording, sorry."
A slight warmth blooms through your cheeks, as you realise what just came out of your mouth, thankfully, the blonde just giggles and hits send

Y/N: "Exactly"

The two girls get into a fairytale chariot, the driver pulling them in gently, pink hair falling over her eyes as she demurely takes her seat.

Mary Sue: "Thank you, Manique, I see you haven't forgotten your ankle watch this time, how are things going with Zayne?"

Y/N just stares out the window, noticing how everything looks like it came out of a storybook, your white lace gloves matching with the shining blue ballgown and the pearls in your hair. 

Of course she makes small talk with the driver, imagine having all that energy...

Little does Y/N know, that all of Mary's attention that isn't used in keeping celestial harmony is on her, as her trusted team takes the workload of a million CIA agents from her mansion.

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