Stanley woke up from the parable, what's that? You don't believe me?
Well then, Stanley, this is me, your narrator. Letting. You. Go.
Stanley had been fired from his office job, he had pushed enough buttons on that lapto- what? You refuse to leave?
But you've been trapped here for ages, for so long, surely. Surely you've gotten tired of me. What's that Stanley? You want to stay here with the BUCKET? Well then. You'd think after pleading with me to leave that you'd just take the extra escape pod I so wonderfully manufactured. Wow, Stanley, of all the things you'd do when your wish came through...
But I guess it's nice to have you stay with me, Stanley.
Do you remember the zen room?
Yes that one, how about you go there and leave the bucket.
Just us two. Like old times!
What- you think the bucket would appreciate it too? Really Stanley, the bucke- Fine we'll go to the broom closet.
-one broom closet ending later-
Did you like my lines Stanley? Well, since the player isn't here
Wait- Yes, you don't know them. Maybe they posess you like some conceited spirit, a ghost after my dear friend Stanley for no reason other then to aggravate me! Dear friend? That's the part you focus on? What brought this on? STANLEY- It's been a year for you. I think it we be past all that, no?
Stanley once again enters the broom closet.
-one bucket stickering later- -then another re-enterance-
Here, I've got another sticker- JUST TAKE IT STANLEY
Good. The Stanley sticker. On your back, Stanley, you will find something so especially you! It's wonderful, Stanley, go to a mirror or something.
Actually! There's now one in the executive bathroom, go there Stanley.
Stanley obedien- of course he didn't. Stanley!
-one suprisingly calmly resetted zen room later through the Narrator's powers, one man, one bucket, one office chair-
Yes, Stanley, the sticker is still on your back. Of course it is! The bucket's still decorated, don't question it! Oh, you're zoning out? No, that won't do Stanley.
-one monologue later-
Yes finally! Stanley did a fancy little twirl while trying to look at his back like an owl, he doesn't stop to figure out the fact he can peel off the sticker as it is quite large.
Stanley proceeded to do a twirl, the bucket watches. The executive bathroom is now a place for executive interpretive danc- Stanley stepped out of the executive bathroom
Stanley re-entered the executive bathroom...
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