I'm home and the twins have been driving me crazy they aren't cry babies but very energetic, can u believe they're crawling now. It's crazy how time flies. Eric is always gone, so when he gets home it's only sleep, shower ,out the door & that's not like him. I'd hate to say this, but I think Eric is cheating on me.
I get really lonely sitting In this house alone so I call my "Lil Puerto Rico" Starr and see wassup for today
Me: Holaa Starr!
(BTW I know there is one A in Hola, but that's how we communicate, these characters are real)
Starr: Hey wife whatchu doin
Me: Nothing bored what you doing today
Starr: nun I was gone sleep but I'm up now why?
Me: Nothing I'm tired of being in the house wanna go to the mall? I'm bringing the twins.
Starr: Yeah lets go I didn't get to see them when you had them, I was outta town. I needa see my babies.
Me: Girl you can take them with they lil bad butts.
Starr :Don't tempt me you know I will
Me:You so damn silly. Meet me here in 30mins. I gotta surprise for you.
****30Mins*****
I'm getting Abella's clothes on when Starr walks in. I point a gun to her head.
Me:BITCH you scared me, I was ready to blow your fuckin head off.
Starr: Damn Chicka ch- Look at my babies!!!!!
She ran and picked up Ej.
Me:Haha! Tag your it put his clothes on they're on the couch.
Starr: You a hoe for that. Awwww look at him he rockin Gucci
Me:Tella Just my daddy *Whispers* With stupid ASS
Starr: What?
Me:Nun we ready lets go.
I walk outside and I watch Starr's mouth drop open as she stares at my new Range Rover.
Me:Starr don't drop my damn baby. I'm not playing witchu.
Starr: Be koo ma he okay. When you get this?
Me:Yesterday I sold my old car & with the money from Eric I got it and paid in cash. I guess I got three babies.
Starr :What about Eric?
Me:I think he's cheating, and don't ask me about it kuz I don't wanna ruin my day.
*****At the Mall****
I think I've over done my childrens' wardrobes. And mine. we have been to the truck 5 times my feet are just now starting to loose feeling so we go to Chic-Fil-A and I order nuggets and fries. The twins still won't drink formula so breast feeding it is. I pump almost twice an hour. I don't know how I managed to go back to my original shape.Well yes I do. Eric wasn't having that fried food shit during the pregnancy so it was healthy food ,exercise, and cocoa butter stretch mark cream. Starr and I were talking when I see Eric. I immediately wanna cry.
What do you think it is?
How do yall like Starr so far?
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