Skipping Stones Over Lilly Pads

Stop Calling Me That

I woke up in the basement this morning. I was on the floor and I felt the warmth of someone next to me. I slowly turned my head and see that the heat was radiating off of the one and only Drake Stone. I guess he spent the night, but for some reason Hazel wasnt here.

Wait, it's Monday it was around 10:00 by now and everyone was still sleeping. I roughly tried shaking Drake awake, irritated that no one bothered to set an alarm.

"Guys wake up your gonna be late for school!" I yelled hoping someone would awake . Mason just groaned and Drake did absolutely nothing.

I scanned the room to see if there was anything that could help me with my situation. I spotted a water bottle and smiled wickedly. That gave me an idea.

I ran upstairs and grabbed a bucket of freezing cold water and two pans. Then ran back to the basement and started banging the pans together.

"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIEEIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUU! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!" I scream from the top of my lungs still banging the pans together.

When that didn't work I set the pans down and picked up the bucket of water.

"Everyone get up! You are late for the devil's inner buttcrack! A.K.A school!" I yelled, prancing around like a little fairy sprinkling water on everyone as a makeshift for fairy dust.

"Drake! Mason! Wake the frudgers up!!" I shouted.

How are they not awake yet? I thought. I still had most of the water left in the bucket so I dumped the remaining liquid on both of them. They both jolted up, Mason mumbling somethings along the lines of "No! Please dont bite my nipples off, they're my babies." A tear streaming down his face.

"Wait what's going on?" Mason asks obviously confused.

Me and Drake looked at him like he was the craziest person in the world. We burst into laughter. When we finally calmed down Drake goes back to being serious.

"What the fuck Lilly!?" Drake yelled sounding really pissed .

I burst into laughter again.

"It's not funny Lill" Mason said seriously.

Well obviously I pissed them off, that's pretty funny, I thought to myself.

"You guys are late for school! You are both seniors, 4 years of this and you'd think you actually knew how to get up in time." I explained very thoroughly.

"Well you're late too," Mason pointed out.

"I'm suspended" I smiled mockingly.

"What time is it?" Drake butted in, running his hand through his wet, dark brown hair ,messy but still had structure to it. I had to admit he didnt look that bad in the morning.

"About 10:00, 10:30. Why aren't you guys freaking out?! You gonna be late for batman's sake!"

They both started laughing litterally clutching their stomachs and falling on the floor. I looked at both of them like they were crazy, my eyes so wide they almost fell out and got squished by one of the laughing bafoons on the floor. I grabbed a pillow and started whacking them with it.

What

*Whack*

Is

*Whack*

So

*Whack*

Funny?!

*Whack whack whack whack*

"Hey!" Drake tried to interrupt my beating.

*Whack*

"Chill out, Lilly" Mason said trying to calm me down. He obviously doesnt remember I still had a deadly weapon in my hand, and I was not afraid to use this pillow again. I repeat NOT!