Skipping Stones Over Lilly Pads

Trojan Horse

Why does Social Studies have to be so boring? I thought

I am currently sitting in my 4th period listening to Mr.Magnolia read on and on about the Trojan Horse incident. I'm a junior in high school ,why do I need to know about dead men who tricked other dead men with a wooden horse? Gosh I sound like a real bitch . Don't get me wrong I love my teachers and school but it's just really boring.

"Miss. Chambers" Mr.Magnolia calls on me.

"Uhh, yes Mr.Magnolia? "

"Please read the next paragraph"

"Uhh..." I really had no clue where we we're at in this word filled textbook, so instead of being polite and asking him where we were I decided to swing in a different direction.

"Im sorry Mr.Magnolia, but I really dont care about the Trojan Horse, so I wasn't paying attention at all and you probably knew that since you called on me. With that being said I'm really bored and I don't wanna read so do us both a favor and send me to the principals office, because we both know you don't want me here." I stated calmly.

"Very well then, how would you feel for detention? " he asked and clearly he was pissed off.

"Well due to the fact that I have no plans after school since I'm a burnt potatoe and no one likes me enough to make plans with me , detention sounds great." I said cheerfully

"Fine how about detention for the next two weeks because I've had enough of your crap Miss. Chambers!" he yelled

"Now Mr. Magnolia I know I'm being a little bit of a disrespectful bitch, but please use you're inside voice. I mean after all you're the one who taught me that. Plus its not my fault your wife hasnt gave you a good fuck since you had your daughter, so dont take it out on me."

The whole class erupted of laughter. I know I was being too much of a bitch but you know what they say go big or go home which is probably Where I'm headed, home.

"That's it!" He yelled slamming his fist against his desk.

"Your suspended Lilly Chambers! Go to the office, now!"

"Kk" was the simple reply that had came out of my mouth.

I start shoving my books back into my bag and I start to walk out of the class room.

"Bye" I yelled before shuting the classroom door.

While I sat in front of the principals office waiting on Mrs. Vasquez to give me the "okay" to walk into Ms. Valentines office, I pull out my phone and texted Rachel.

Me: Hey Rach I'm not gonna make it to lunch with you today, srry

Rachel: What the hell?! Why!?

Me: I told Mr.Magnolia off and he suspended me then told me to go to the office cx

Rachel: Oh god. What did you tell him?? Lol (:

Me: I told him that just because his wife hasnt gave him a good fuck since she had his daughter , Its wasnt my fault so he shouldnt take it out on me lol ;)

Rachel: Well now your mom is gonna ground you .

Me: One problem at a time Rach, hey i gotta go ttyl

" Lilly, Ms. Valentine will see you now"

"Okay thanks, Mrs. Vasquez" I politley thanked her and smiled while i got up and entered the Principals office.

"Now Lilly you know telling Mr.Magnolia stuff like that is crossing the line, so his suspention still sticks. As an addition to his punishment you still have to attend detention and I will be calling your mom to address the situation to her" Ms.Valentine stated sternly.

"But-" I started to argue with her before she cut me off.

"No buts Lilly"

"Fine." I mumble.

Today really wasn't my day. If I knew I still had to attend detention I wouldnt have made a scene. My day is bad enough already. First I woke up late,then I had my little encounter with Drake , and now this. Plus when i get home I'm gonna have to deal with my mom and her endless lectures.

"Can i go now?" I sneered

"Yes. You will not continue the rest of today at school you will go home and come back by the time school ends for your detention." She stated firmly.

"K, whatever" I said rudely as I got up from the chair I had been sitting in and walked out of her office, making sure I slammed her door.

I really needed to go pee during Ms. Valentine's stupid lecture so I had went to the bathroom. By the time she was done with me everyone had already been in their 5th period.

I walked into the musty ass school bathroom and chose the cleanest stall to do my lady business. As I was peeing two girls walked in rambling about a party that was going on tonight, which I really didn't care about.

When I was done I flushed the toilet and washed my hands which interrupted the bimbos conversation. They gave me a disgusted look, like I had done the stupiest thing in the world. On my way out I swear I heard one of them say " eww she uses the bathrooms here?!"

I really had to go home now. I started walking out of school when I realized that I didnt have a ride home, I came with Rachel today. Great, just great I thought to myself as I started my journey home. My house was a over mile away from school and I really dont wanna walk home.

"Ugh" I complained as I started to trudge my way home.

But you know mother nature thought it was fun to add rain to my day. So guess how I reacted when it started raining. I have a inner child just like everyone else, so I started playing in the rain in the middle of the road.

*Honk* *Honk*

Out of no where I seen head lights and I heard honking. I was going to start running when I realized the car had stopped about a centimeter away from me.

"Oh my god ! Thank you so much for stopping in time, I can't believe you almost ran me over!" I rammbled not sure who to.

The owner of the car stepped out and as soon as I seen who had almost ran me over, I wished almost wasn't in that sentence.

"You know what they say, love is worth dying for" Drake said while walking over to me.

"That doesnt even make sense!" I yelled completley frustrated.

"Actually it does, because see you love me and I almost killed you" He smirked

"I dont love you! Heck, I dont even fucking believe in love so, it doesnt make sense!" I wish he knew how annoying he was.

"Wait, you dont believe in love?" He raised an eyebrow
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Authors Note:
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