Jason Kyler never knew much about his past. Not his family, where he was from, or know about his powers. He was always alone until a kind old man named Dumbledore came and offered him an opportunity to start a new life in a school called Hogwarts. H...
(WARNING! Sex Ed talk in this one. Anyone who's not of age, skip past this chapter. Also gif used in this is dedicated to the classic show The Golden Girls)
*Soon we arrived in Diagon Alley. It was weird heading into Diagon Alley, especially after what's happened. But strolling around Fred and George's shop was a fun experience. Basically, since Fred and George graduated, they got into the shop business for the jokes and gags they do all the time.*
Jason: Wow. This place is massive.
Alexa: How you two even managed this place is beyond me.
Fred: Why thank you, dear lady.
George: Care for a trinket?
Alexa: Ha, no thanks. I know you boys too well. And uh...George? You and I should talk, later.
*She started playing with his bow tie.*
George: Heh. I'm sure there's a time I can have Fred fill in for me.
*Alexa giggled. I couldn't help but smirk. We then decided to head into a shop. Me, Alexa, and Ron entered in.*
Alexa: Think we should get sweets now? or wait until the trip back to Hogwarts?
Jason: If you guys want to wait, then yeah. I'm getting myself a Chocolate Frog.
*I walked over to get a Chocolate Frog box. Ron walked over to get a packet of Droobles. Alexa went and got...condoms? She looked over at me and saw my raised eyebrow.*
Alexa: Relax, Wolf Boy, it's not like George and I are planing to shag at the Burrow.
Jason: Not what I was thinking, honestly. But I'm all for it. Better safe than sorry.
*Little did I know, Ron was walking back over to us as I got a box for myself.*
Alexa: There you go, now you're thinking smart. Besides, it's not that bad to bring a little protection.
Ron: What kind of protection?
*What? He can't be serious.*
Jason: Two armed Gargoyles.
*I swear, this man is going to be the death of me. Thank god Alexa stepped in.*
Alexa: No, Ron. Jason and I are talking about uh...
*She points over to the condom section.*
Ron: A chocolate frog?
Alexa: One over.
Ron: Peppermint Toads?
Alexa: To the right.
Ron: Bertie Bots Every Flavor Beans?
*That's when I snapped and turned around.*
Jason: Condoms, Ron! Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!
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