Defenders Of The Undead: Chambers Of Poison =[Book 1]=

Demotion [Page 2]

Rob and Leader would walk out of the building with their weapons, Rob would have a plasma gun, requiring a long charge to shoot a powerful beam, Leader on the other hand was holding a small Auto 9mm 1A pistol. Weak, but effective. They'd arrive at the other side of the road, being drenched in the hail. Suddenly, —[SLASH]— A Zombie had tried to slash the arm off of Rob, Leader would quickly shoot this Zombie in the leg causing the Zombie to fall onto some glass left from that building, stabbing him and killing him.
-=[Rob]=- Okay. We gotta lower the violence already, I don't wanna have to give this book a "Mature" rating. I don't like the sound of "Mature" on this book
-=[Leader]=- Stop the nonsense. There is no such thing as us having a "Mature" rating. We aren't even in a book. Also, if its violent then its violent. It's just how the world is now.
They'd walk along the old destroyed road, full of cracks and attacks. Every turn there would be a surprise waiting for them-
-=[Zombie 1]=- DUDE GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT PROMOTED!!
-=[Zombie 2]=- What did you get promoted too?
-=[Zombie 1]=- It says "Congrats, Zombie 1. You've received a promotion. Your now promoted to.. Being fired! Congrats. Your... fired.."
Zombie 1 would suddenly look at the letter in disgust
-=[Zombie 1]=- Slap me, gotta make sure im not dreaming right now.
Zombie 2 would slap Zombie 1. Only for him to not wake up.. He had been fired.. from uh... from uh the job yeah the job you know? you know the job right? yeah the job. like you know that job that makes you do the thing? yeah that job.
-=[Zombie 1]=- How did I get fired?? All I did was not show up for a week! Or two.. or three... okay maybe seven...
-=[Zombie 2]=- Your joking right?
Zombie 1 would go silent for 5 minutes
-=[Zombie 1]=- Uh... Hamburger?
Suddenly.. BAM! Rob and Leader arrived and attacked the 2 zombies. free my zombie bros they did nun.
-=[Rob]=- Catch this!
Rob would charge up his Plasma Gun and laser both the zombies into burnt chips. Literally.
-=[Leader]=- Lets go.
-=[Rob]=- Okay