john shovel and the 7 rings of mars

Chapter 1 sloth

I was walking to my commanders' ' captains at a temporary army camp, and I spoke.

"All right, give me all the things I need to know."

captain Dave smith spoke in a serious tone, like a private talking to a drill sergeant "sir we have captures the sloth ring and removed or killed demons from the sloth ring sir."

I was glad by this news showing I was happy I smiled like a baby "good! now where is the sloth princes Belphegor "

Captain Dave spoke again "Sir Belphegor was found and killed in his cave sir."

My face became serious "sir good! anything of demonic power sir."

Captain Dave spoke with the same manner as before "sir we found his chair sir."

"Can I see it" I said to captain Dave.

"Sir! yes sir!" said Captain Dave.

captain Dave led me out of the tent I saw other tents the other soldiers the green tents mixing with the Pinky landscape of the sloth ring of mars I was taken of a building it looked to be a hospital now a guard out post me and Dave walked in and saw the most gros thing I ever seen it was a wooden chair with a bowl under the place where you would put your butt and the smell it smell like a land fill mixed with demonic evil

"Do we have to keep it Dave?" I had to hold my nose to stop the stink entering my nose.

Dave responds as he was also holding his nose "sir we have to its emperors orders he said it will be cleaned with the holy Spirit and soap."

"Good...good let's go" I said as we head to leave.

"let's go back to the tent so we can talk about what's happing next" I said to the captain

I walked back to my big tent with Dave, I looked around and I was still holding my nose from that dreadful smell

"All right men who are we dealing with"

Captain Winston spoke in his posh British accent his top lip covered with a moustache

"Well sir our scouts have found out that the rings are stacked on each other like a cake"

Captain Winston was a old face to me and a trusted captain for years for a Captain he is skilled in logistic, boring stuff .and combat I still remember the time he killed 10 enemies in 50 seconds with a sniper rifle .but he is obsessed with the old Britannia during the 19th century then the apocalypse happened ending old Britannia for good like the other nations . I won't get into it but all I know about it is when he talked about it when he invites me for dinner sometimes it lasts hours but sometimes it gives me ideas .

"Good tell me about the rings" I spoke in a very serious tone

"Well sir the sloth ring is a pinkish tone with most things we see it mostly sells drugs like pills that makes one sleepy" said captain Winston

"ok" I said

"The envy ring is a deep sea we know this sea is inhabited with deep sea monsters like these other demons but there more fish like" said captain Winston

I was thinking how I would conquer that ring if we can't even get to them

"dismissed" I said confidently

All my captain's commanders and lieutenants leave as I begin to think "what kills fish demons?"

I did some more walking around the army camp to think then I saw the men were being a bit lazier then normal so i said 

"MEM REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAID AT PROVERBS CHAPER 10 VSERSE 4 LAZY HANDS MAKE FOR POVERTY BUT DILIGENT HANDS BRING WEATHS!"

The man understanding stops being lazy and went back to the tasks

I heard a solder say to another solder "its so sad that rubbish and garbage gets dump into the sea killing sea life"

That's when I knew I had it