Armed Sauce(MD x M!Reader)

1st // Pilot

Booting up//
Exposition//
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*A scene plays out starting with a whole lot of worker drones. I hope you already saw MD becausee I can't describe anything properly*

???: "We are worker drones. Autonomous robots, helping humans, mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JcJenson in Spaaaaaaaaace™"

???: "Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of windex but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything"

*The scene then changes to group of humans being such a dumbass not caring about the planet's core literally about to explode*

???: "Mostly the case, they handle that just fine all by themselves" No they don't

*The scene changed again to what seemed to be a worker drone pushing frozen human skeleton as it drops and broke into pieces. Proving that humans are indeed extinct*

???: "With biological life wiped from the planets, we found it pretty easy to pick off where they left off"

*The scene changed again to show 2 worker drones having a baby which greatly make certain artist excited*

???: "We finally had a future, all to ourselves"

*A landing pod seemed to land on the ground at a high speed creating a hole due to impact*

???: "Unfortunately, our parent's company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway ai"

*Then inside the landing pod, 3 X yellow mark glows and then all of them went outside of the landing pod revealing the X marks to be disassembly drone's screen and then they started to do what most worker drones think the end of the world but somehow stopped with the Khan doorman™ special DOORS. Then it's revealed that the whole scene is just a purple emo angsty gremlin goth father issue worker drone girl*

???: "BUT WHAT HAVE OUR PARENTS DONE FOR THE PAST FOREVER WHILE THOSE THINGS?"

*Then the presentation changed to the 3 doors layout*

???: "HIDE UNDER THE ICE BEHIND 3 STUPID DOORS? IT'S LIKE WE'RE WAITING FOR INCITING INCIDENT"

*Then she slowly pulled a magnetically amplified photon converger railgun™/Sick as hell railgun™*

???: "anyways, that's why my project is this SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!"

*Then the whole class panicked while you're sitting on the back real quiet as it looks like you're pulling something out*

???: "Easy moron, it doesn't work..."

*Then you just throw a pizza at her face*

???: "Y/N YOU ALREADY DID THAT YESTERDAY SO STOP DOING THAT AGAIN!"

*She said as she aimed at you before you just ate the whole box in one go*

???: "How the hell? Anyways just like I said, it doesn't work... YET! It doesn't work YET, WHO SAID IT DOESN'T WORK MAYBE IT DOES!"

*She then cackles like a maniac*

Y/N: "You're the one that said it"

*Then the purple emo throws the pizza you threw at her back at your face as the teacher just yawned*

Teacher: "Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying... Watermelons"

*The it's revealed that the purple emo is Uzi*

Uzi: "Oh so this amplified photon converger doesn't count?"

Teacher: "No, plus repressed emotional baggage was only worth 2 points on the rubric. And is it supposed to be that color?"