Bsd react to Assassination Classroom

Prologue

It was a normal day for The Agency and The Port Marfia. Both of them were doing their respective jobs. Dazai lazing around and making Atsushi do his job. Kunikida, losing his last brain cell, screaming at Dazai for not doing his work and Ranpo eating snacks. Suddenly, there was a blackout, and then, before everyone knew what was happening, the ADA and the PM were all on the floor of a room that seemed like a cinema hall.
"What's happening? Where are we?" Asked Atsushi as he rubbed his head.
"What's the meaning of this?" Asked an annoyed Akutagawa.
"I think it's a cinema hall; look in front. There is a big screen", pointed out Yosano.
Everybody looked and saw that it was true. But everyone was confused as to why they were in a cinema hall.
'Why are we here?' was the question in everyone's mind.
Suddenly a lady came in walking.
"Hello there fellow ADA and PM members", said the mysterious lady.
"Who are you and how did you know us?" Asked Akutagawa, red activating from his body, thinking the lady was an enemy.
"Woah, relax there. I am not an enemy of yours. I just know every one of you", the lady said coolly.
"Are you stalking us?" Asked Higuchi, taking out her gun and pointing at her.
"No, I am not, and we will deal with that later on, but now let me tell you why you are here".
"Why?!" Almost everyone said together.
"Because... We will be reacting to Assassination Classroom!"
"What's that?" Inquired Kunikida.
"It's an anime where students are assassins and their target is their teacher"
"WHAT!?" Everyone yelled.
"How is a teacher a target, and why are the students assassins?! I didn't know school taught assassination" asked Tachihara.
"Well, your answers will answered as soon as you start watching".
"Is it worth watching?" Asked Dazai
"Yes! Trust me, you will love it. It will sort of make you emotional and cry at the end. At least I cried".
"Hmm, well then, I guess it's worth a try, don't you think, guys?" Asked Dazai and everybody nodded.
"Well then, let's arrange your seats, shall we?"
Everyone was seated at their places as follows:-
1st-row 1st column:- Ranpo, Yosano, Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi, Kyoka, Kenji, Junichiro, Naomi, Haruno and President Fukuzawa.
1st-row 2nd column:-Kouyou, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Gin, Higuchi, Tachihara, Hirotsu and Doctor Mori with Elise.
"Alrighty! Let's begin shall we." Said the lady.
Everyone nodded prepared to watch the show.
"And please call me Lady B okay?"
"Okay!" Everyone said and thus began to watch the show.

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