Bsd react to Assassination Classroom

Chapter 2: Baseball Time

"Okay, the next episode is coming up~" said Lady B.

Outside the wooden school, amidst the forest, Koro-sensei is sitting on the summer chair, sunbathing and reading the K.Y. Times newspaper while sipping juice. "Hmm... The moon is all they're talking about in the States, too. Does no one care about anything else?"

"Well, duh, if you blast more than half of the moon, people are gonna talk about that instead of anything else", said Tachihara.

From a distance, Sugino is hiding behind the trees, keeping an eye on their teacher. "There he is. Chillin' out back before first bell, not a care in the world. Reading a Hawaiian newspaper casually picked up from Hawaii on the way here. Nice. Good work, Nagisa. Thanks. I owe ya one."
Nagisa is crouching behind him with a notebook in hand. He nods with a small smile. "Hm. You're welcome. Best of luck, Sugino."

"Are they planning to attack him first thing in the morning?" Asked Atsushi.
"Yep. It seems so", said Junichiro.

"Heh. Ten billion big, here I come".

"Everyone is crazy about the money", muttered Chuuya. The money didn't seem to bother him that much as he gets the money like regularly.

Sugino lifts his leg and prepares to throw the ball while Nagisa monologues, 'We are assassins. Our target... Is our teacher.' Sugino throws the ball at full speed, but all of a sudden, Koro-sensei is behind them. "Top of the morning to you! It's usually considered polite to reply." Sugino turns back and forth, unable to say anything.
"Um... yes sir. Sorry sir. Good morning, sir." Says Nagisa like a soldier.

"Pfft! Nagisa is talking like a soldier. So uptight", snorted Dazai. The others sniggered as well.
"Though it was creative to use those anti-BBs on the baseball like that", said Naomi. Everyone nodded.

The scene shifts to show a digital diagram of the baseball.
"A baseball embedded with government-issue anti-me BBs? Creative! Points for choosing a method of delivery quieter than the pop of a standard air rifle. Unfortunately..."
The flashback shows when Sugino was throwing the ball and Koro-Sensei was relaxing in his summer chair.
"Once airborne, the weapon gave me nothing but time." Koro-sensei disappears to the equipment room. "Ample opportunity, in fact, to organize a defensive maneuver." Koro-Sensei goes through a box of baseball supplies. "A quick visit to the equipment room, and, ta-da!" The scene shifts back to the present where Koro-sensei continues. "I had, pardon the pun, a handy solution." Koro-Sensei holds up the smoking ball in the baseball glove, which shocks Sugino, but Nagisa groans. Green stripes colour appear around Koro-Sensei's head. "Tick-tock, children." He throws the ball up and down in his gloved hand. "Graduations will be here before you know it." He turns around to take his leave. "Right then. Homeroom, if you would please." Sugino sighs and lowers his head, "Yes sir." Nagisa turns around to look at his friend in concern.

"His speed is something I will never get used to it", muttered Akutagawa. Chuuya, sitting close to him, heard him and nodded.

"Damn it. Well, so much for my fastball. Big shock there, I guess", says Sugino, disheartened.
"It was a good throw", Nagisa tries to comfort Sugino.
But Sugino looks at the ground, feeling defeated.
The opening song starts.

"I will skip the opening song as it is the same. When the new one comes I will show it. Is that alright?" Asked Lady B. Everyone nodded.

The opening song is skipped.

Episode 2
Baseball Time

A bed of flowers is shown as Koro-sensei teaches modern literature to his class. "April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land..."
'What are the facts? This guy vapourised 70% of the moon and plans to destroy Earth in March.', internally monologues Nagisa. 'He can do it, but the issue is how to stop him. Oh, and for some reason, before ending the world, he wants to teach a bunch of last-chance Junior High nobodies.'
Isogai secretly holds his gun below his desk, waiting for any chance to shoot. Toka's knife is hidden under her book. Hiroto is listening Koro-Sensei's teachings, with his rifle resting on the desk behind him.
'Ministry of Defence was quick to make the most-'
Suguya is drawing Koro sensei secretly.
'of the situation. They gave us a mission:'
The rest of the class is looking at Koro sensei, looking for any opportunity to shoot.
'Kill our teacher, save the planet. We're onboard because the reward money is crazy. Ten billion crazy.'