They call him The Hyena, because of his laugh. Not much is known about him and people like to keep it that way. However, one man is willing to take the risks of getting him out of his cell to support his war against the supes.
Will he ever regret i...
Okay, okay..... let's see what we got here, yup, up, this should be the perfect place for a bomb. Floor looks every thin, so everyone down below should get a pretty nasty surprise, assuming that hopefully it's only just the meatbags down there. Now, all that's gotta be done is to hook this to the detonator and.....
Hold on a minute...... Is someone else here besides my partner in crime?
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Oh, oh hi! I know right? Whose dick did I have to gag on to get into this crazy show that's been all the hype for? Well, I can't tell you, but it most definitely wasn't The Deep or Tek-Knight. Hahahahaha! You're still not living that down by the way, Eric Kripke. That hypocrisy will get referenced till the day the producers decide to renew a Season 12 of this bitch.
But anyway, let's get too deep into the science of dick sucking and sexual assault. We're here because we need a Prologue that involves actual action instead of boring dialogue or isn't a, 'Hi, my name is blank' intro. Looking at you, author, real dick move that you stopped writing it right as you were at the third act. Now, me and my little friend here-
Ow!
"What? What?!" I quickly snap out of my attempt to talk to you fine folks when I feel something smacking me against the back of my head. I turn around and see my temporary partner in crime glaring at me, her name is.... Kimidoe or something, but I'm calling her The Female for now.
"What are you staring at?" Kimiko questions in sign language, causing me to notice that the camera to this TV show is invisible to her. Right, right, sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to leave you out of my life when other people are around. They don't like me talking to you, I think it gets them jealous.
"Nothing, just.... admiring my good looks." I responds with a quip as I stare back at a small reflection in the wall and rub my chin hair that I should probably shove after this. Kimiko just stares at me before tapping on my shoulder again to re-focus me back on the bomb for the second time. "Right! Right..... boom time. Okay...." I crank my neck....
Admiring my outfit which is a Hyena colored-rip-off of the DC Universe Online trailer outfit.
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Then, I'm taking a deep breath before pulling out the tiny detonator, hopefully we are both a safe distance away from it. "Maximum effort, here.... we.... "
*Click*
"Go?" I utter in confusion, is all I get from the detonator is the sound it makes, but no visible reaction from the C4. Yes, that's actually what it is, but I like calling it a bomb, you feel me? "Oh, come on...." I mutter as Kimiko raises a brow at me while I struggle and button mash the thing into working. "This is what I get for buying these things online...."
