all of the girls you loved before|m.r

25|fake tan

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the rizzlers of oz
(cassie~ hoe1, brooke~ hoe2, millicent~ centicles, pansy~ taylorhater, daphne~ scooby doo, draco~ ronaldmcdonald, blaise~ houseonfire, enzo~ rizzmaster, theo~ camel lover, mattheo~ smelly hater)

hoe1
did you guys know that rome is built on
7 hills?
cause i just watched a tiktok saying it

hoe2
really
hows it straight then

hoe1
thats what im thinking

scooby doo
was this information needed little sis?

hoe1
no but i thought it was interesting

taylorhater
well thank u for ur fact x

ronaldmcdonald
GUYS MY MUSTACHE IS COMING
THROUGH

houseonfire
MINE TOOOOOO

centicles
dont believe y

camel lover
dont believe u

ronaldmcdonald
dont be haters
theres so much hair

smelly hater
maybe u should warn astoria she might
get tickled by it

hoe2
theres defo no hair there bruv

hoe1
100000000000% no hair

millicent
i want proof

houseonfire
you can see the proof tomorrow morning
at breakfast

rizzmaster
You guys re defo gonna have hair growth
potion

houseonfire
shut up enzo

ronaldmcdonald
uve got the body of a 5 year old boy

hoe2
woah what did enzo do

scooby doo
ikr poor enzo

hoe1
justice for enzo

centicles
enzo we love youuu

rizzmaster
Thanks guys
I love me too!!!
Clearly they just cant recognise true
rizzmasters

taylorhater
exactly enzo

smelly hater
and anyway enz ur probs right

camel lover
yeah them dicks will have vaseline
all over their face to grow their tashes

ronaldmcdonald
wait vaseline helps it grow?

hoe1
its supposed to help ur eyelashes grow
surely its the same

houseonfire
malfoy we have to try this