Rykard: What thou'st mean? I am PERFECTLY mentally stable and sane-
Yuna: Hello, your highn-
Rykard: Thou should stay locked up in my chambers for eternity, only for me to see and love.
Miquella: *scared face* May..May thou sleep with me tonight? I had a frightening nightmare...
Yuna: *views him as a kid* Aww of course! *hugs him*
Demigods: *jealous and angry noises*
Miquella: *sticks tongue out* Works every time...
Ranni: I would never fall in love.
Radagon: Really?
Ranni: No. Whence I do, they should be perfect, meticulous, intelligent to a huge fault, elegant, competent, responsible-
*Yuna tripping because she got distracted by a butterfly*
Ranni: Father, thoust daughter is engaged.
Yuna: I love my personal space very much.
Demigods: And so do we. *Always invades her personal space*
*Post-yandere Godwyn*
Godwyn: It was my honor to serve Leyndell and its people to the best of my abilities.
Marika: Was?
Godwyn: Yeah. Now you can all drown and die in a poison swamp, except you Yuna, you should be drowning in my arms.
Yuna: I'm so excited! I wonder how my job will be in Leyndell!
*Demigod yanderes throwing furnitures and weapons at each other, arguing on who will eat lunch with Yuna.*
Yuna: On second thought-
Miquella: *exists*
Godwyn: YOU NOSY BITCH-
Godwyn: Unfair! Thou always favour Radahn, spending time with him!
Yuna: *hugging Leonard and Radahn's cat* Huh? Thats not true!
Messmer: *near on crying* I will do my best to do my mother's bidding for she is an important woman in my heart-
Yuna: Are you okay..? Here...*gives handkerchief*
Messmer: Well, I have now made up my mind to not care anymore-
Marika: *sees her children betraying her again and again* YOU! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! *points at Yuna*
Yuna: *blinks eyes* No, its just your parenting skills suck.
Yuna: This is what happens to people with severe mommy issues and daddy issues. *points to the yandere demigods*
Yuna: Take notes, please.
Yuna: No, I dont have favourites.
Miquella: That is a lie if I ever seen one.
Yuna: Yeah. Malenia and Radahn are bearable, more than all of you I meant.
Past Yuna: Oh, I want to explore this unknown world and hopefully meet new people and make many friends!
Future Yuna: *tired from the yanderes* No. No, you fucking don't.
Marika: I already know what you want and its a no.
Maliketh: Can I be her shadow instead? *points to Yuna*
Marika: NO!
Maliketh: ....
Maliketh: I think I have turned deaf sister-
Radagon: Now now, let us try to calm down, we're family remember-
Miquella: No, Rykard is a traitor, he spent lunch with Yuna when it was MY turn!
Rykard: Then you must be quite intellectually challenged, brother!
*starts to argue and everyone joins in*
Radagon: *sighs* Why do I even bother?
Mohg: Do you like blood?
Yuna: ....
Yuna: *sighs* Why am I surprised? Knowing your siblings...but atleast youre more bearable.
Morgott: I am hideous.
Yuna: No. Your other siblings are more hideous, especially in personality. Just look at Rykard and Miquella.
Yuna: *in the sewers* I like it better here.
Morgott and Mohg: Really?
Yuna: Yeah. More peaceful.
*the upper ground shakes due to the other demigods fighting for you*
Mohg: *plotting* Oh, these chains can only be broken within one condition.
Yuna: Yes? I'll help!
Mohg: Great! You just have to lock yourself in these instead, not because I want you to myself of course-
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 800+ READS!! I seriously never thought this would get so much reads but I am soo happy😭
I hope you all enjoyed this special by the way, its a small break from the series because from now on, it wouldnt be as calm as before hehehe
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