In the book Flatland by Edwin A. Abbot, it is stated that all the women in Flatland are lines and bumping into them would possibly kill you if you were a male flatlander. The solutions that the men took to protect themselves are shown to be overkill, but the thing is, Abbot never gives a solution to this problem...
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Coheeh and the Watanabe twins were in a spherical American governmental spaceship Heading towards Flatland.
After the rouge AI, A-DN took over as president, Coheeh had been set on teaching the government to be more ethical.
"Wait a minute!", Maddie said. "Flatland was a book written by a priest guy from the Victorian times!"
"Who's to say it wasn't based off of a true story?", Kohei said, pointing in his finger in the air in an "erm actually" sort of way.
"Guys. Be professional. This is the Flatland we're talking about! This place is extremely famous, we need to have a level of demureness so we don't seem like fools.", Coheeh explained to his friends.
As the team flew through space, the stars seemed to shine brighter and brighter. Their destination was so nice to arrive to, it was pretty pretty for a weird looking rectangle.
(Not to be confused with the weird looking rectangle that Coheeh comes from, that one is vertical, not horizontal.)
The whole place was covered in black and white patterned geometric shapes, buzzin' about like a bunch O' bees.
The Gov ship flew over Flatland, causing a sphere shaped shadow to cover the place.
Startled, most of the flatlanders froze in fear.
With his equivalent of a serious expression, Coheeh proposed an idea.
"Ok, you two are 3D and as you've learned, when a 2D creature touches a 3D creature, blood spills. That is why I should be the one to make first contact with the flatlanders."
"Wait, Coheeh, why are we visiting the flatlanders in the first place?", asked Maddie.
"We need to teach them a little lesson in 🌈🌈🌈progressiveness🌈🌈🌈"
Coheeh then jumped down onto Flatland.
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! YOU'RE ALL GONNA' LEARN A BIG FAT LESSON TODAY!!! I HEARD THAT THOSE 5 CIRCLE PASTORS SAID SOME BAD THINGS ABOUT WOMEN?!"
Each circle pastor was thrown into the void of space.
"NOW, I ALSO HEARD YA'LL ARE SCARED TO BUMP INTO WOMEN?! WHY'S THAT???"
"Umm... because we'd die..."
"Oh come on, quit being paranoid!"
"No, we'd actually die if we ran into a line too fast."
"Ohh..."
Coheeh contemplated deeply. This predicament reminded him of his life, he was so sharp that he and that news reporter lady couldn't even hold hands! Even though precautions were needed, a good life revolves around socializing, and meeting other people...
Maybe he should try and move slower in public?
After some conversations and paperwork, Coheeh convinced the American government to start working with him on fixing Flatland... in a gentle way!
There was just one simple rule that was made for the flatlanders until we humans could make bigger plans for them: "If someone bumps into you, it's science's fault."
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Flat Coheeh 2 electric boogaloo
Science Fiction(A sequel to the original Flat Coheeh story, you may need to read that to understand this.) Basically, Coheeh is a 2 dimensional being, a single father and, a secret agent. (First book on my account)
