Vampire Joker

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At the cemetery, the Penguin goes outside to inspect it for intruders.

Penguin: Mustn't wake Master too early, doesn't like the Sun in his eyes. Mustn't be late, he'll be hungry and cranky. Hmm. Almost dark.

A mysterious figure approaches.

Penguin: Huh, what? You!

It is revealed to be a well alive Joker.

Joker: Everyone's so shocked to see me these days. You, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating? But that's all water under the bridge, cause Joker's back from the grave.

Penguin: Yeah, a lot of that going around.

Joker: Speaking of graves, Penguie, might you be hiding buried treasure?

Penguin: No! There's nothing in there!

Penguin runs back inside with Joker on his tail.

Joker: Thought we were partners. Some hideout you got, Penguie! Dripping with atmosphere.

Penguin: I'm warning you, Joker! There's nothing here for you!

Joker knocks Penguin unconscious and finds Dracula's coffin.

Joker: Ooooh, that is one fat looking vault.

Penguin: No, Joker!

Joker opens the coffin.

Joker: That's one good looking corpse.

Dracula grabs Joker and pulls him into his coffin and bites him.

Penguin: Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.

At the Trollstopia blood bank, Joker heads inside.

Nurse: You, want to give blood?

Joker has been turned into a Vampire. At the Batcave, the Bat Wave goes off.

Branch: A break-in at the bank.

John Dory: As you have more apocalyptic matters to attend to. Might you be leaving this one to the police?

Branch: It's a blood bank.

Joker grabs vials of blood and drinks them.

Joker: Hmm! A bold finish of wild cherries, with a hint of oak. (Burps)

Bat-Troll enters the room and slowly looks for any intruders. He finds Joker.

Bat-Troll: Joker?

Joker: Undead and kicking! Funny, you're my second Bat-Troll tonight! And you're both pains in the neck! (Laughs)

He picks Bat-Troll up and throws him into the shelves.

Joker: Bat-Troll, you're one dead Duck!

Bat-Troll uses his garlic scented smoke bomb.

Joker: Garlic. Eww.

He throws more grenades at him as he continues stealing more vials of blood. He tries attacking Bat-Troll when he least expected it and Bat-Troll dodged him and causes a bunch of vials to break and rain blood on Joker. Joker happily licks all the blood he can as he is knocked unconscious by Bat-Troll.

Floyd: Branch?

Bat-Troll: You're garlic bombs did the trick. We have our test subject.

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