Platinum: I just noticed that the Celebis, Kale and Radish, both fit the color scheme of Cosmo and Wanda. Kale is resilient like Cosmo, and Radish is as assertive as Wanda.
Theo: Isn't Cosmo stupid?
Platinum: I prefer to call him oblivious in nature. Oh, Tinkaton, I think Wanda has seen enough of your Gigaton Hammer. *motions to Link* Take a picture, it'll last longer. *Link taps her lower shoulder* Yes?
Link: *signs* "Can we stop now? Scarl feels bad."
Platinum: *signs back* "Why's that?"
Cypress: *holding a bereaved and shaking Scarl* We just recollected Link's last memory. Now, Scarl is, as Link signed, *taps the front of their jaws, and waves their hand forward* bad.
Platinum: You're excused.
[Cypress picks up Scarl, Link leads them both away.]
Flor: Periwinkle?
Jule: Poof child Peri?
Platinum: The young, purple fairy? We can place him as a Jirachi, because they both grant wishes.
Jule: Maraca wand.
Platinum: Yes, the maraca wand has a star shape.
Flor: Jorgan?
Platinum: The muscular drill Sargeant fairy? He's either a Terrakion, a Buzzwole, or a Gigantamax Machamp, with the glowing arms and burning eyes.
Jule: Tooth Fairy Virizion.
Platinum: I was thinking Cobalion, but Virizion does appear feminine.
Flor: Pixies? Anti-fairies?
Platinum: Porygon, because the portrayal of pixies are boring. Anti-fairies come off as regional variants to me. No, Theo, I am not placing Timmy as a Bibarel. He can't really change the shape of his teeth on a whim.
Jule: *reads from Flor's notes* "Yu-coal-po-ta-to."
Platinum: Mark Chang, the Yukopotamian. Even I butcher the pronunciation sometimes. How's about a Toedscruel? They got big heads like their glass-incased brains.
Jule: Turners get Watchogs!
Platinum: They're a bit too oblivious for those. *mumbles* They both have the attention span of a Slowpoke. *Theo snickers* Thank you.
Creda: Waxaplax Jynx?
Platinum: Ew. The Jynx species gets enough flack as they originally were.
Creda: Denzel Crocker?
Platinum: Kantoan Mr. Mime, cause he's a clown.
Creda: Vicky?
Platinum: *groans* Don't even mention her. Sometimes, I feel like slapping on a Salazzle alter, and calling it a day.
Jule: Yeah, the asinine.
Flor: Ravioli said it first, still true.
[A Honchkrow squawks in protest.]
Platinum: They already know that, Revali, you don't need to be harsh.
[A Mandibuzz waves a wing dismissively.]
Platinum: Well they're not used to the antics, Urbosa.
[An Aerodactyl folds their wings, tucks in their tail, and rolls directly into a wall, they beat their wings and roars.]
"AERO!!!"
Platinum: Glad you like it, Daruk. Sorry I couldn't find a more suitable form, considering that Aerodactyl can't learn Rollout. And, Mipha, are you really okay with this Pelipper representing you?
[The Pelipper caws harmoniously.]
Platinum: Indeed it is your pleasure, given your Grace ability.
Creda: We're done here, good night.
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Platinum's Pocket Enclave
De TodoA range of alternate beast forms from the other Guests of the Terrain.
