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Tony Stark (V.O.): Been a while since I was up here in front of you. Maybe I'll do us all a favour and just stick to the cards. There's been some speculation that I was somehow involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and on the rooftop...
"Wait, when did this happen?" A 1st year kid from Hufflepuf asked with confusion.
"Many years ago, kid."
"Oh..."
Christine Everhart (V.O.): Sorry, Mr Stark, do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that convinently appeared despite the fact that you sorely despise bodyguards? Tony Stark (V.O.): Yes MOSCOW Christine Everhart(V.O.): And this mysterious bodyguard was somehow equipped with an undisclosed Stark high-tech powered battle... Tony Stark (V.O.): I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. Switch to view of a TV Tony Stark (on TV): I mean, let's face it, I'm not the heroric type. A laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public. The truth is... I am Iron Man. Anton Vanko [Russian]: Ivan. Vanya. That should be you. Ivan Vanko [Russian]: Don't listen to that crap. Anton Vanko [Russian]: I'm sorry. All I can give you is my knowledge. (Anton coughs and dies. Ivan is naturally distraught. Takes a swig of vodka. Pulls out blueprints for an arc reactor. Engineering montage as opening credits roll.)
"Who's he?"
"A bad guy." Ania replies, James looks at his daughter with confusion, why and how does she know that?
IRON MAN 2
Man (V.O): 270 at 30 knots. Holding steady at 15000 feet. You are clear for exfiltration over the drop zone (ACDC's Shoot to Thrill starts to play) 6 MONTHS LATER (And a picture of Iron Man with an opening door in the bottom of an aeroplane. And he jumps out said aeroplane, landing on a stage. All very ostentatious. Dancing girls. Fireworks.) STARK EXPO – FLUSHING, NEW YORK. (Dismantling Iron Man suit.) Pretty much everyone in the crowd: Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony Stark: It's good to be back. You missed me? Man in crowd: Blow something up! Tony Stark: I missed you too. Blow something up? I already did that. I'm not saying that the world is enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a greater phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day. Woman in crowd: I love you Tony! Tony Stark: Please, it's not about me. [People still cheering Tony]
"Oh dear, so narcissist." Ania says with sarcasm, the Avengers laugh and tiny gives her a playful glare, forgetting for a second about what happened with the Accords.
