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Night In The Woods: Adaptives - Hats The Spirit

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Gregg and Jen investigate a burned down warehouse.

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Chapter 5: The Old Fart Under The Warehouse

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by Jaydenpb3829

by Jaydenpb3829

The old rabbit tried to get back on his feet.

Old rabbit
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"I I..... Who... A...are you? Your... Not Rita."
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Jen
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"Sir, what are you doing down here?"
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Gregg
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"He's Cray Cray, Jen. He's not gonna answer. Well... Not normally. And I bet this Rita is a fakaroo ."
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Old rabbit
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"Rita!?"
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Jen
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"Gregg, pipe down. We can't just get him all startled. He's too old for surprises." *She looks at the man* "how'd you get down here?"
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Old rabbit
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*Barks unstably*
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Jen
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"Geez.... This guy is crazy.... Maybe we should get him to the ER."
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Gregg
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"Sure, I'm definitely NOT gonna help him before I get my fortune!"
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Jen
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"Geez, sometimes I wonder how we even are related." *Helps the old rabbit walk*
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Old Rabbit
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"Oof. My Id." *His Id slips out his vest and drops to the floor".
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Gregg
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*Gregg picks up the if and reads it* "Humphrey Longdonner. That's his name?"
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Jen
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"Wow... Hang on... That sounds familiar..."
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Gregg
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"Damn right it's familiar. Familiar to the question: "Who the hell names their kid, Humphrey, these days?!"."
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Jen
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"Gregg, maybe it's time for me to do the looking. Anyway, he's his name is familiar. Something in the newspaper I found today."
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Gregg
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"Ugh. A newspaper? Your that bored you need to look at a newspaper? I think it's best if I help him to the hospital and not hear your nagging voice." *Gregg grabs the old man and starts to head out the door.*
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Old rabbit
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"Not so fast kid.... Especially without poking an eye out."
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Jen
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"Ok... So I guess I'll sweep up the debris in the hallway so we can get through...." *Jen grabs the broom and get ready to sweep up the path.*
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