The Main Attraction - OBJECT SHOW HORROR

Dinner is Served

THE CONTESTANTS WOULD WALK TO THE DINING ROOM.

They would all pick their seats—eight seats at the table. PT sits first, at seat six. CC sits second, at seat seven. Jupiter sits at seat one. GB sits at seat three. Gerald sits in seat five. Madvillain sits at seat eight. Claire sits at seat two. Tierlist seats at seat four.
"Aww... no seats saved for me?" Tophat said disappointedly.
"Oh well! Let's eat!" Tophat said cheerfully.
Tophat would snap his fingers, and plates with covers on them would dance their way to the table and slide to each person sitting down.
"That's freaky." CC said uneasily as the plates danced.
"Let's reveal the mystery food for today!" Tophat said excitedly.
The covers would disappear as they slid to someone, revealing a fine dish of pork. Gerald starts crying.
"Ooh, I LOVE PORK!" GB would say excitedly. "No offense." GB turns to Gerald.
"None taken." Gerald reveals a manly voice, as he is a talking pig. He would walk away on two feet with a newspaper in his other feet.
"What."
"Now get eating!" Tophat would yell out.
"I WILL NOT EAT!" GB pushes away from the table. Wait, I can, because Gerald isn't watching. GB moves his chair closer to the table and chomps down on the pork.
"You like meat, don't you?"
"Huh?" GB would stop eating and turn to TH.
"Nevermind!"
"Okay." GB continues eating.
"Mmm... delicious rapp snitch knishes." Madvillain would say while eating.
"I know right!" GB also says while eating.
"I wish I had my phone," CC says wistfully.
PT starts coughing out blood all over his plate, blood going all over the plate as his pork is barely even eaten at all. CC is playing with his food; he doesn't want to eat someone else's food, and he doesn't want to eat it in front of others.
"Uh oh! Looks like PT got the poisoned meal; that's how you waste food." Tophat says sarcastically.
Madvillain doesn't eat because his mask blocks everything but his eyes.
"You must force someone to try and help PT!" TH said urgently.
Claire prodded the food with a knife because, she thought. Ew... meat. The sound of a thunderclap would terrify everybody. Jupiter is not eating for some reason. TH snaps his fingers, and ten antidotes would be on the table.
"Okay, who has good luck?" GB asks everybody after the antidotes spawn on the table.
"Uhhh... no." Madvillain replied reluctantly.
"I have a three-leafed clover." GB says while taking a three-leafed clover out of the corner of his mouth.
"Ew." CC look at GB disgusted.
"Three leaf clovers do not bring you luck. You need a four-leafed clover for that," they said matter-of-factly.
"Eh, you learn something new every day, don't you?" GB said nonchalantly while leaning on Madvillain.
Gerald crawls over to PT's body like he wasn't just standing minutes ago.
"Oink oink!"
"Four leaf clovers are seen as signs of luck, not three leafed clovers. I thought that was common knowledge." Claire keeps yapping on and on about clovers.
"Ah poo." GB muttered disappointedly as he started biting the three-leafed clover.
Gerald walks away when everybody is looking at him.
"He loves attention." GB whispered to Madvillain knowingly.
Jupiter walks over to the third antidote on the left and grabs it. The antidote glows when Jupiter touches it, as it now has their fingerprints. Jupiter opens PT's mouth and pours down the whole antidote. Jupiter would freeze and fall down due to the antidote being cursed and scanning their fingerprints to kill them off but revive PT.
"Eh, we only knew them for a second," he shrugged indifferently as he walked away.
"I wouldn't even care if I did know them. They were awfully quiet and a bit boring," he said coldly.
"Wait, who died?" PT asked everybody as he woke up.
"Eh." Madvillain just walks away.
"The... sleepy-looking one." CC said coldly.
"The ball." Claire points at Jupiter's dead body, which is right next to PT.
"Anyways! Go and explore!" TH said enthusiastically.
The body of Jupiter would turn into a statue that is a moon with a nightcap to resemble Jupiter. TH would grab the statue and set the statue down on a shelf. Everybody else would walk over to the stage as he does that.

THE STAGE.

GB pulls out a bottle of beer and starts drinking it while facing the curtains and sitting on a chair.
"Damn. You are like... yellow." PT remarked teasingly.
"Nah, I'm more of a tangerine yellow." GB said while chugging down the beer.
"Aren't tangerines orange?" PT inquired, puzzled.
"Tangerine yellow." GB declared matter-of-factly.
"Nuh, uh... they're totally orange." PT said confidently.
"Sure, whatever." GB chugs the beer.
"Booze." Madvillain enters the room, slamming the doors into the tent wall.
"Oh. That thing is here. I am outta here." PT leaves the stage room.
"Haha," Madvillain said playfully.
The curtains would start to open. It would reveal a grassy field with a moon and a dark sky. Sitting on the moon would be somebody.
🎶"With a smirk and a wink, you'll be charmed!"🎶 This person would sing.
🎶"Try to leave, but you'll be pulled towards ME~!"🎶 The person's eyes would glow red.
Madvillain, GB, and CC would keep their eyes on that person.
🎶"Magic-Wand..."🎶 The person would keep singing.
🎶"I'll tell you how you die, but it will cost a price!"
🎶"Maybe a nickel, maybe a dime, or a whole stack of cash~ it'd be very nice."🎶
The audience would start throwing what they have at MW, flooding the stage with multiple random things.
🎶"Alright..."🎶 MW would jump off the moon, revealing what she is wearing—a black cape, a black tophat, a black bowtie, and she's holding a cane.
🎶"You will be eaten alive!"🎶 Points at Madvillain.
🎶"You'll be dissolved."🎶 Jumping off the stage and leaning on CC.
🎶"And, you can't wait to be lit on fire!"🎶 Snaps her fingers and makes GB have unlimited beer.
🎶"Oh, ain't I charming?"🎶 She looks at the audience.
🎶"Yes, you're charming."🎶 The audience would sing along. It seems like the audience is hypnotized.
🎶"YOU ALL WILL DIE IF YOU SAY I AM CHARMING AGAIN!"🎶
🎶"We already know that we will die! You are very charming."🎶
🎶"Hm? Say that again?"🎶
🎶"WE ARE GONNA DIE! CHARMING."🎶
"Very good." She would snap her fingers and make the audience step on the tables.
🎶"Very charming!"🎶
🎶"Yes, charming."🎶
🎶"WE WANNA DIE!"🎶
🎶"WANNA DIE?"🎶
🎶"YES!"🎶 The audience dances on the tables for some reason; I think MW just likes to force people into songs.
🎶"Very nice. DEATH TO ALL, DEATH TO ALL, WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE~!"🎶
The audience would not sing this time. Claire would walk in and see the hypnotized three and the red thing singing.
🎶"Time for... THE MAIN ATTRACTION~!"🎶 She would look at the three and snap her fingers to make them stop.
"What happened...? OH! My beer is filled all the way to the top again!" GB said bewildered.
"That song wasn't good; that song wasn't good at all! I need more power, more, and MORE!" MW muttered.
"What song?" CC asked curiously.
"Oh, nothing..." MW looks at CC with a charming smile.
GB chugs the beer down.
"UNLIMITED BEER!?" GB shouted excitedly as it refilled.
"Yo, let me cop a sip," MV said casually.
Claire is fascinated by MW; as they watched MW, she would get more and more interested. Cotton Candy just chooses to leave for some reason. GB slides the beer over to MV.
"Isn't it nice to just... have everything?" Looking at GB.
"Yup!" GB said while smiling and nodding.
Tophat teleports over here to find someone that wasn't invited here.
"Did you break in? Who are you? AND WHY ARE YOU IN HERE?" Tophat demanded, suspicious of the red person.
Claire would leave the stage after Tophat questioned MW.
"Oh, my name is Magic-Wand," she replied smoothly, with a sly smile creeping across her face.

AT THE MASTER BEDROOM.

PT walks over here.
"Woah. There's like... a bed." PT said while CC entered the room.
"Hi, pink and blue." PT said cheerfully.
"Hi green."
"You kind of remind me of a Sylveon, but like a shiny one. However, personality wise, you're way more similar to a Persian, or maybe even a Litten."
"I have no idea what you are talking about, sorry. Can you... explain?"
"OH MY GOD, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A SYLVEON IS?"
"The... pink, blue, and white one, I think. I do not know what the other ones are."
"WELL... the shiny Sylveon is MUCH more blue-dominated than pink, which is why the overall design is so popular in the trans community because it can have resemblance with both transmasculine and transfeminine. BUT THAT IS NOT RELEVANT." While yapping, he would pull out his cards and flick through the pile, picking out the shiny Sylveon, a Litten, and a Persian.
Blinking rapidly behind PT is a floating eyeball with wings, needing food to eat.
"Litten and Persian are pretty different, but the thing they have in common is that they don't seem to have much care for opinion and try to keep themselves happy over others. Not in a rude way, and what not."
The Floating Eyeball would split in half, with the top half opening, like someone tilting their head and opening their mouth. The eyeball reveals teeth, top and bottom. Opening all the way to bite through PT.
"Oh, this is actually pretty interesting." CC was too focused on PT yapping on and on about Pokémon to notice TFE.
Claire peers in through the door, slightly opening the door to look at what is happening in the room because she heard voices from the room. She really likes looking at weird things because she is interested in weird things, finding them, and looking at them. PT looks at the eyeball and just waves.
"You wanna know what kind of Pokémon you are?" PT asks TFE a question.
Instead of nodding, TFE eats one of PT's leaves.
"Hey fellas." The obnoxious MV bursts through the door.
"I'd say MAYBE a Raticate from that bite, but then again you'd definitely be a flying type, or, at LEAST, have the levitate ability... OH WAIT, MAYBE MASQUERAIN." PT keeps yapping about Pokémon to CC & TFE.
TFE gets closer to PT.
"Hey... personal space. OH, MAYBE GASTLY!" PT exclaimed excitedly.
"No offense, but you will probably die."
"Oh... damn."
TFE chomps down on one of PT's arms and pops PT's arm out of socket, with blood gushing everywhere. TFE would then pull with all of its strength to pull out PT's arm, his left arm.
"DUDE! I had to talk to my DAD to get a replacement last time. Do you know how much effort that is? Do you have any idea what my dad's like!?"
Hearing a creaking sound over at the door, TFE would fly to Claire. Claire, however, does not move at all; she does not care.
"ANYWAYS, Sylveon is a fairy type who is absolutely OVERPOWERED, so, like, that's pretty cool."
"I'm strong. That's pretty cool." CC said it out of nowhere, confidently.
TFE's wings would flap rapidly.
"Not really, actually, because Sylveon's stats are pretty ass. It's just a case of the type itself being pretty awesome, but a Pokémon like MAGEARNA is where you'd absolutely clear."
TFE gets closer to PT and just slaps him with its wing.
"Magearna's a fairy type, and steel type, and since STE—HEY!"
CC, really irritated at the eyeball; he was genuinely interested; TFE needs to be arrested. TFE makes a loud noise, which makes monsters come here. The Cannibal walks in, a deformed humanoid creature with bulging out eyeballs and sharp teeth.
"Why is there MORE?" CC said frustratedly.
"Since steel is one of the ONLY TWO types that are strong against fairy, the fairy and steel dual typing and therefore MAGEARNA COMPLETELY overpowered, since the steel weakness is nullified, making it only weak to ground and fire types, which is pretty easy to build a team around." PT ignoring the monsters.
TFE makes a louder noise, summoning another monster, Trash Can. TFE, staring at Claire, would fly away to PT to just look at the monsters. Claire is watching very intently; she really likes weird cryptid things. They have literally gone on walks to find Bigfoot; this kid is not normal.
"OH MY GOD, CAN'T THESE THINGS JUST SHUT UP? I'M GOING TO GO INSANE." CC shouted furiously.
"Do we, uh, attack?" The Cannibal licking its lips, looking at CC.
TFE nods. Trash Can walks to Claire and takes her in; TCA would lock the doors.

CHAPTER TWO: END.