𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞'𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮

In which I judge American states (PT.1 - North Carolina)

We've already done Illinois time to move on *casually opens Google maps*

My phone automatically opened on America it knows me well

Y'all R funny over there

Wait y'all have a place called Outer Banks?. Isn't that a show?

Morehead city... Y'all sound like cock suckers

Corolla, why the FUCK would you name yourself after Toyota's

Wait Google maps is confusing because I can't tell when I'm crossing the border idk where tf I am

Okay I'm zooming in in the east somewhere 

Idk where 

We're judging it tho

First off I misread Pollocks as Bollocks... 

WAIT YO I DIDNT KNOW YOU COLD SEE THE TEMPERATURE

DAMN IT 28° IOVER THERE Y

Y'ALL TOASTY

This is more uninteresting that Chicago

Or I've forgotten how to use Google maps

Why is it just ROADS 

ROADS AND CHURCHES 

IS THAT ALL NORTH CAROLINA IS?

SHITTING MYSELF THERES A PLACE CALLED CANDOR

WHAT IN THE DIVERGENT 

I- TOBACCO ROAD???!? REALLY????

There ARE SO MANY FUCKING BAPTIST CHURCHES WTF 

Haha Mollie Road- MOLLY WAS  A GOOD GIRL MOLLY MOLLY WAS A GOOD GIRL MOLLY MOLLY WAS A MOLKY WAS A MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY WAS A 

'Big Pond' #descriptive

I literally don't know how to  navigate myself y'all uninteresting af 

WAIT OH MY GOSH 

WEVE FOUND AN ACTUAL TOWN(?)

DMN THAT TOOK A WHILE 

It's just churches 

Everywhere 

'unique cuts' sounds emo as shit

The amount of things I've misread- you see one of them I misread as virgin when it actually said virgil. And lamon as lemon. And a few others

'Bussy road' WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NAME 

Okay TO BE CONTINUED