𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞'𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙮

Judging American states pt.2 (North Carolina)

Hopefully this will be funnier than last time. 

I have decided to start at Raleigh since it's the capital city so ik there will be shit

Please help I misread Mordecai as 'more cai' I need geesus

Someone tell me what a breathing space institute is

'The blind Barbour' WHK TF WOULD BE LIKE 'AH FUCK YEA SOUNDS RAD LETS  GO' TO THAT

'insomnia cookies' how appealing. I hope it tastes like me

'Villages of swift creek' 'hidden creek' what fucking fantasy author did you get to name this shit 

I saw Ten-ten drive and it made me giggle. I also found a dollar tree yipeee 

'Flippin Way' I'm either imagining a Brit cussing Gerard way or Mikey way flipping around the stage but like stationariy 

Like if someone just took a photo of him and made it flip

'trelawny lane' isn't that the hoe in harry potter 

To be continued later today bcz I've lost motivation 

YO I FOUND A NIGHTCLUB 

WOAAAHH

Why are the streets like numbers like east 5th n stuff 

It's weird

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CONDOMINIUM 

It's that like aluminium condoms?

OMGEE I CAN SEE ELECTRICAL WIRES. 

BROOKSHIRE FWY GOT SOME BENT ASS WIRES. MORE BENT THAN ME. 

'The Nest' sounds like my hair