Don't know where the hell this came from but I'm addicted
Rampart: *working as a Barista* what coffee would you like
Fives: *absolutely exhausted after working 2 solid shifts at the police station* strong and black like my soul
Rampart: Fives, your soul is a latte
Next:
Rampart: pray for Fives
Echo: is he alright? What happened?
Rampart: nothing, he's just stupid
Next:
*Rampart and Fives listening in on Jax*
Jax: god bless dad, god bless Fives, god bless Sami and Eva, and please lord kill the little kriffer who bullied Eva
*Rampart and Fives rush in*
Jax: it's him or me lord
Rampart: you can't ask God to kill someone
Fives: yeah, do your own dirty work
Next:
Rampart: This is the worst thing you've ever done
Fives: you say that so much it's lost all meaning
Next:
Echo: you think Fives is up to something
Rampart: that annoying husband of mine is always up to something
Next:
Rampart: *sees someone doing something dumb* what an idiot
*realises it's Fives*
Rampart: THAT'S MY IDIOT
Next:
Fives: I'm sorry, I love you, I'm an idiot
Rampart: I accept your apology
Rampart: but I agree with the idiot thing
Next:
Rampart: you piss me off so much
Fives: all I said was hello
Rampart: and here I am boiling with rage
Next:
Rampart: *Rolling down his car window* what seems to be the problem officer
Fives: you look too kriffing hot with that beard
Next:
Fives: I swear on my life
Rampart: I've seen your life, swear on something else
