Silly collection of texts

Part III - Quotes

I found most of these quotes on pinterest. A lot of them are inspiration for possible characters.
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"Live, Laugh, Love.
If that doesn't work,
Load, Aim, Fire."
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"I was taught to think before I act.
So if I punch you, rest assured, I've thought about it and am confident in my decision."
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"The villain will always be the villain if the hero tells the story."
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"Don't be mad at Lazy people.
They didn't do anything."
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"They want to see you do good,
But never better than them.
Remember that."
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"No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven,
unless its roots reach down to hell."
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"History is written by the victors."
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"Life is a game; Be a player or be played."
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"Vincere aut mori—conquer or die"
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"But in all chaos there is
c  a  l  c  u  l  a  t  i  o  n"
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"Speak less than you know,
Have more than you show"
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"Practice like you've never won.
Perform like you've never lost."
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"Real is rare and fake is Everywhere."
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"Even the smallest lie can break the biggest trust."
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"Attachment of anything is distraction of everything."
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"You are the most permanent thing in your life. Choose you, Always."
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"Laugh with many.
But don't trust any."
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"Listen. Smile. Agree.
Then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway."
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"When your halo breaks, carve the two halves into horns."
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"War is a slippery slope.
'What would you do?'
Becomes
'What will you do?'
Becomes
'What have you done?'"
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"Nobody smart plays fair."
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"Don't practice until you get it right.
Practice until you can't get it wrong."
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"Some people die at 25.
We just bury them at 75."
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"War does not determine who is right.
It determines who is left."
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"Never theorise before you have data. Invariably, you end up
Twisting facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts."
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"Honesty without kindness is brutality.
Kindness without honesty is manipulation."
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"There's a special place in hell reserved for me.
It's called the throne."
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"You are either
On my side,
By my side,
Or in my fucking way.
Choose wisely"
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"It's only illegal if you get caught."
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"It's only murder if they find the body; otherwise it's a missing person.
Just saying."
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Twinkle, twinkle, little snitch,
Mind your business, nosey bitch."
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"When I was born, the devil said 'oh shit, competition'"
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"Sir, that's my emotional support knife collection."
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"My idea of 'help from above' is a sniper on the roof."
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"I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."
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"When someone says 'expect the unexpected' slap them and say 'you didn't expect that, did you?'"
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"Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither."
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"The tiger and the lion may be more powerful,
but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus."
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"Move in silence. Only speak when it's time to say checkmate."
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"Don't fucking bark,
If you can't fucking bite."
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"A pen isn't mightier than a sword. Pens do not battle, nor do swords poetry.
Mighty is the hand that knows when to pick up the pen, or pick up the sword."
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"Someone is out there holding their breath waiting for you to fail.
Make sure they suffocate."
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"'You're not as evil as people think you are.'
'No, I'm much worse'"
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"They said that all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too."
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"Be the kind of person, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'oh crap, she's up.'"
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"Roses are red, shit is brown.
Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down."
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"If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."
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"If they stand behind you, give them
Protection.
If they stand beside you, give them
Respect.
If they stand in front of you, watch their
Back.
And if they stand against you, show them no
Mercy."
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Roses are dead,
Love is fake,
Weddings are basically
Funerals with
Cake."
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"Stupid (adj.): knowing the truth, seeing the evidence of the truth, but still believing the lie."
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"Treat me like a Queen and I'll treat you like a king.
Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played."
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"She's been to hell and back. And something about that smirk tells me she is the boss down there, too."
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"That sounds illegal.
  I'm in."
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"Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
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"My mum didn't raise a fool. A fucking psycho maybe, but no fool."
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"Yes, it's dangerous.
  That's why it's fun."
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"If you don't terrify people a little bit, then what's the point?"
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"They say I'm a traitor.
Maybe I am.
Maybe I don't care."
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"The best way to prevent a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he's in prison."
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"When a child is punished for their honesty, they begin to lie."
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"Never trust a survivor,
until you find out what they did to stay alive."
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"I'm not fragile like a flower.
I'm fragile like a bomb."
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"I do very bad things, and I do them very well."
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"Work until you don't have to introduce yourself."
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"Kill them with success and bury them with a smile."
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"Salt and sugar look the same."
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"No one expects an angel to set the world on fire."
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"Every time I gave a fuck,
That fuck fucked me over"
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'Here, hold my morals.
I've got some sketchy shit to take care of."
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"How, pray tell, can my heart remain, if my ribs shan't be a cage to restrain?"