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[Attacks come in as Angel, Aims Tang, Pigsy, and Mo cower in the T.E.A. with Monkey King, who's still meditating.]

Aims: This is not good!?

Angel: I DON'T LIKE THIS!!!

Tang: We're all gonna die. We're all gonna die! The two of us aren't built for the action stuff, Pigsy. We're sidekicks at best and you know it. (Pigsy looks at Monkey King and grabs him.) B-But wait, Pigsy! It's—

Pigsy: "Dangerous to wake someone from a transcendental meditation." I know, I know! But so is whatever is out there! Okay, I have an idea. I've been saving this for a special occasion. Aims, Angel, Tang, I present the Chaos Ultra Ghost Pepper of Doom! It's so hot, you'll get third-degree burns just from looking at it.

Aims: Oh no.

Angel: Wait Pigsy!?

Tang: Uh, are you sure you should be keeping that in your pocket?

Pigsy: Well, if anything's going to wake up Monkey King, it'll be this. Incoming!

[Pigsy shoves the pepper into Monkey King's mouth. Monkey King wakes up in the middle of meditation with the last vision of his companions.]

Monkey King: Stand back, Master! Sun Wukong will handle this demon! (He kicks open the door and hops out, looking around.) Hmm, guess I must have scared it off. (Above, the demon backs off.) Master, it's safe to come out now. You too, Piglet.

Tang: Master?!

Pigsy: Piglet?!

Aims: Aw we don't have a nickname.

Angel: Boo!

Monkey King: Ugh, fine. Zhu Bajie, better?

Pigsy: Uh, what is happening right now?

Tang: Uh, Monkey— Uh, Sun Wukong? Who exactly do you think we are?

Monkey King: What kind of question is that, Master? (He gasps, dropping Mo.) Unless, Master, you've lost your memory! (Pigsy chuckles as Monkey King shakes Tang.) You have to remember who you are! That's Zhu Bajie, the Celestial Swine! This is Sha Wujing of the Flowing Sands River! And you are the Great Monk Tang Sanzang! We're on a journey to deliver sacred texts to the West! I'm your loyal companion, bound to keep you safe from demons who know if they eat you, they'll become immortal! You! Have! To! Re-Mem-Ber!

Tang: (Woozy.) Okay, okay, I remember.

Monkey King: Excellent! (He gasps.) Where's my staff? (Pigsy chuckles again.)

Tang: See Pigsy? I told you, this is exactly why you don't wake someone from a transcendental meditation. We broke the Monkey King! He thinks he is his past self and we're his old companions! If we don't find a way to bring our Monkey King back, we're gonna be stuck with this one.

Monkey King: (He sees a stick.) Ah, my trusty staff!

Angel: Poor Monkey king, I kinda feel bad for him- (Then she saw Monkey king infront of her) Oh! Uh hello...

Aims: Wow!?

[Monkey king stared at Angel for a minu''te until...]

Monkey King: Marry me!

Aims + Pigsy + Tang: SAY WHAT?!

Angel: Wait what?!

Monkey King: I said marry me. I've never seen such a beautiful person in my life!