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(The sworn brothers are sitting around a table on Flower Fruit Mountain, having a feast.)

Past Demon Bull King: Such foolishness! Now, tell them what you said next.

Past Monkey King: "You dare insult me, you old cad?! I shall henceforth be known as the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! I will muck out your pony stalls... no longer! Monkey King out!" (Everyone laughs.) Oh peaches! Do you think that was amazing?

Past Xīng Guāng: I think thats amazing sunlight! Don't worry Moonlight I love you aswell

Past Macaque: Thanks plums.

Past Yellowtusk: Wukong, we're to believe you gave the Jade Emperor such lip?

Past Monkey King: Well, I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea. They're calling it the "Havoc in Heaven!"

Past Xīng Guāng: Ooo!

Past Peng: What an insolent, little chimp you are.

Past Macaque: You're really going through with this?

Past Monkey King: Correction. (He drinks from a gourd and belches.) We're really going through with this. Like always! Monkey bros getting into some cheeky mischief.

Past Macaque: Look, Wukong, I get you're excited, I do. But crossing the Jade Emperor is gonna have consequences and... you're not listening. (He sighs.)

Past Monkey King: (He puts on banana bunches, imitating the Jade Emperor.) I am the Jade Emperor!

Past Demon Bull King: Hilarious little monkey.

Past Peng: You always were the most cowardly of the bunch, Macaque. Slinking around in the shadows like a rodent. Well, I, for one, am done with squabbling for scraps.

Past Xīng Guāng: Peng hey don't say that to moonlight!

Past Yellowtusk: Indeed. The Jade Emperor and his followers have lorded long enough with no regard for those they rule.

Past Demon Bull King: The realm is well overdue for new leadership, and I think we all know the best man for the job.

Past Monkey King + Past Xīng Guāng: Aw, when did you become such a big sweetheart?

Past Demon Bull King: Not you! A true leader should be big, strong, and handsome, like Azure Lion.

Past Xīng Guāng: Nice choice DBK!

Past Peng: Yes. Huh, Azure would look perfect on the throne!

Past Yellowtusk: An ideal figurehead indeed.

Past Azure Lion: (He laughs.) I'm flattered, truly, but were it not for Sun Wukong bringing us together, right? Without you, none of this would be possible. Your courage to stand up to the Celestial Host has inspired us to finally take a stand. To make a true difference in the world. And I could think of none other more suitable to lead us on our conquest than you, brother.

Past Peng: Yes! (They laugh.)

Past Monkey King: Alright, if you insist. (He catches Macaque glaring at him.) Relax, bud! When this is over, we'll be back here, basking in the sun, getting fat on fruit for the rest of... well, forever! Like we always wanted with peaches.

Past Macaque: (A smile breaks on his face.) Whatever you say, Wukong.

Past Xīng Guāng: And maybe we can try to have a child~