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Meaning of words etc
dasoneion - the fictional language of irony industry which is a mix of Russian, Ukrainian and many other slavic languages, it uses the cyrillic alphabet and is commonly used in the republic of russipal yet it makes appearances in republic of Poland etc
Republic of Russipal Or simply just Russia - is a fictional country based on russia after invading Ukraine and most of the slavic countries. It is basically like the ussr recreated and is lead by Fallencord a feared and loyal leader to his country. The country is lead by a communist and rich government alongside fallencord yet the capital remains moscow. Their flag consists of red and black aswell as some white stars on their flag.
Irony industry - a huge industry set in the heart of Chernobyl which heavily permits its workers from escaping by using landmines barbed wires and fences in the means of keeping their workers. The main company itself says that working conditions are completely safe when it's far from being true. The reason of the industry being created is that it was believed that Chernobyl is filled with lots of resources due it being abandoned for many years yet no person can tell since not many have escaped from the horrors of irony industry.
this shit is old btw SOS.

Trapjaws nightmare chapter one

after roaming the streets of Chernobyl for as long as an hour he would stumble upon a warning sign which read "look up ahead dangerous roads" strange since that wasn't there before. but he didn't care about that he was used to walking through here and it was better then spotting ashfur again in the main roadway after their little incident that happened causing him to lose his lower jaw and getting a permanent injury. Slowly walking through the unstable road he looked around carefully as if to spot something or rather someone but there was nothing. Not even a single animal or live plant and yet the road ran for miles or as it seemed, a deep dark fog filled the sky. This was getting creepy usually the road is clear and he wasn't so paranoid but something was odd this time until he paused in his tracks he heard a cracking noise behind trapjaw making him startled forcing him to look behind only to spot some kind of creature crawling on all fours looking at him it resembled. Ashfur. Trapjaw didn't hesitate to immediately start running away with all his strength and might as the road didn't end at all he just kept running for miles as a bunch of texts saying "You're pathetic."
"I could have done better!" "You'd be better off hanging on a tree." "Why didn't you help me?!" "It was so simple you idiot!" Appeared in his vision. Trapjaws legs were getting sore but he didn't intend on stopping as the voices grew louder until he looked back stumbling in the process seeing the creature as it let out a horrific screaming noise that sounded very distorted before seeing its form jump on him, his vision faded to black and he woke up sitting up in complete distress covered in sweat as he took in the nightmare. Trapjaw was shaking and breathing heavily before just staring off at the celling and laying back down still distraught from the nightmare he had experienced. He didn't have nightmares often about his past but this one sent shivers down his spine as he lifted his paw to his chest lightly feeling for a pulse and it was going crazy, he couldn't help but slightly tear up before wiping it away as he remembered his fathers words "Men don't cry" but he wasn't a man, Infact he was a whiny little boy still or so he thought, it would be his 25rd birthday soon. But he couldn't forget his fathers words despite both his parents being killed in the past war with Russia and Ukraine those words still lingered around him everytime he was about to cry or tear up it was haunting to say the least. After a few minutes of processing the nightmare one last time he would stand up before walking to the bathroom and looking at his own reflection in the broken mirror above the sink, he hated his own looks and he hated the person who made him uglier, he promised that one day he would take revenge on that person for making him suffer even taking it as far as murdering them. He then began to wash his face being careful not to make his lower metal jaw rust like last time. He would grunt feeling around his lower metal jaw until touching his own bone right where the metal sweeps into his skull. He began taking out a bandage from a tiny box which he kept on the sink and sticking it on his exposed bone and dead flesh before wiping his face with a towel and putting it aside before giving himself one final glare before walking away his ears pinned as his day was already ruined, this was a daily routine for him having to constantly bandage up his exposed flesh and bone because he refuses to see a doctor especially since the last one.. we don't really talk about what happened to them he thought to himself. He opened the front door from his apartment room before making sure to lock his doors in case his neighbour did have another manic episode and try to break in like last time. Creeping down the stairs trapjaw couldn't help but feel a bit of anxiety still as he began overthinking what if he saw ashfur again? Until the footsteps of his neighbour startled him as they raced past him in a rush, as they didn't even say anything which was interesting since they always said good morning or good evening. He eventually just shook it off and continued down the stairs eventually reaching the front door he lifted his paw opening it only to be greeted with a light breeze from outside. Perfect weather to catch a cold he thought to himself stepping outside and stretching his legs a bit before grabbing his phone out of his shirts pocket and checking his plans for today until he forgot he didn't plan them out yesterday. he did have one plan in mind and that was too visit the store which was thankfully not too far from the apartment. As he began walking over to the store following the sidewalk he couldn't help feeling the anxiety from before once again as he reminded himself that today maybe wont be as bad as it was in the morning. So he just went on feeling as cars passed behind him there was only a few other people in the streets but he wasn't interested in a conversation with anyone anymore it's not like he was able to talk either way and it was tiring to write down stuff on notes and paper all the time. After a while of walking he spotted the store it was a pale white building with some yellow mixed into it as there was a sign above it saying something in dasoneion it read grocery store as usual he would walk in and begin checking out the flowers section first admiring something they had that he didn't. Which was beauty. But there was no time to waste for him as he needed to get things done instead of crying over something so small. He walked down the aisles trying to remember what he needed to buy as he suddenly paused checking the price of well coffee. It was more expensive than usual which made him wonder if the prices of everything else changed, so he first started with bread then jam and so on. Everything was four times its original price.. he shrugged once more as he grabbed a packet of cigarettes for his friend. And began walking to the checkout counter noticing the worker was gone. He had two choices to make, steal it or wait. Not thinking clearly from his anxiety he shoved the pack of cigarettes into his pocket before walking out the door with a huff as he looked back before trotting back to his apartment. Pushing the front door lightly as he began walking up the stairs before suddenly tripping and falling down. Thankfully he wasn't too high up yet it still hurt as he fell on his back quickly standing up with a huff as he realised the cigarettes fell out of his pocket he reached for them as a paw grasped his tightly. Looking back at whoever was grabbing him his eyes widened realising it was his rushed neighbour who stared down at him with anger. They spook in a shaken but angry tone
"I know what you did."

Stupid idiot stole!!!