Tommys at the train station with his my little pony backpack and his suitcase and hes saying goodbye to his parents before the train arrives.
jschlatt: now dont get into too much trouble! actually Tommy i need a word with you...
he takes him to the side to talk.
jschlatt: now, nobody can know your a vampire son.
Tommy: yes papa!
Tommy and jschlatt are secretly vampires but nobody knows and nobody can know, phil doesnt even know and hes been married to jschlatt for years. Anyways Tommy gets on the train and goes into a sitting booth thing whatever, who do you think i am? an author? heh...So Tommy sits down and looks out the window and waves to his parents and phils crying, the train starts and soon its out of the station, Tommy puts in his my little pony airpods and listens to equestria girls and "i just wanna be part of your syphony".
Once he arrives he walks into the school , he looks up and sees a sign that days "welcome to HogPimple the school of wichcraft and wizardry", he walks into the assembly/ hall where all the new students are gathered. He sees a group of teachers at the stage thing and a man in a porcelen throne. He clears his throat so loudly and starts coughing to make the assembly calm down.
Headmaster ???: Hmm so many new students.. heh.. anyways i am Headmaster Drake. Welcome to HogPimple the school of witchcraft and wizardry..Now all of you are to be learining magic, but lets say some of you are unsucsesfull...well then.. youll become shein workers. Anywho these are your teachers for your years at HogPimple, This is Beast or Mr beast, he will be your magical creatures professor, this is professor fart your spells teacher , this is Pitbull, he is famous he is going to be your dark arts teacher and this is Big John the janitor and im not bothered to say the rest of them teachers. Anyways lemme pass the mic over to proffesor Bald. By the way i magiclly put wands into everyones pocket.. your welcome heh..
he doesnt have a mic... anyways , proffesor Bald is like Proffesor McGonigal but.. way better and everyone makes fun of her name, even Drake himself.
Miss BaldHead: thank you Headmaster Drake.. Anyways you will be assorted into one of our four houses by taking a buzzfeed quiz, everyone take out your phones.. and if you dont have one go to shein, may aswell start early you peasnt. So the four houses are GrippleFeet, Drakes Snake Squad, Albanians, Elon Muskulars.
everyone takes out theyre phones, two people walk out of the school into the next door shein factory, Tommy goes on his phone and enters the quiz, he takes it and now answer page is loading.... he got into.. gripplefeet! A kid next to him looks over to him.
???: hey do you have apple or samsung , apple or samsung , apple or samsung?! , APPLE OR-
Tommy: uh- Nokia.
???: oh.
Tommy: yeah-
???: heh- whats your name? im Tubbo!
Tommy: uh Tommy-
Tubbo: okay see you around , squirt!
Tommy edges away from Tubbo and tries to listen into the assembly again.
Btw so it is what your thinking the heasmaster is Drake , and the dark arts is the singer Pitbull, now some of you may say "oh this is a harry potter knockoff" NO. its a step up, anyways lets continue my little shein worker.
Headmaster Drake: now you will all have dorms , and you will share it with around two to three people, originally it was gonna be like everyone had their own but we had to cut our costs. Now everyone form a line, you shall get thou key, guard it with thou life- ugh speaking fancy is too hard..GLIZZY!
everyone lines up and get their dorm keys, Tommy finally reaches the front and takes his, he finds his way along the school and goes into his dorm, once he unclocks it he steps in, and wonders who his new roomate will be..
he hears footsteps in the kitchen and walks in.
Tommys mind: oh no.. not this guy-
