Uhhh these r all my ideas
Warnings
Swearing
Mentions of 🍇 (not much, pls don't cancel me) and sucide
Slurs
Death
Bad jokes
Cannibalism
Personintlys of them all(plus pronouns)
Sun
- sucidial bitch
- trans(mtf) but hasn't told anyone
- hates being watched
- has a interesting ideology of perfect
- any pronouns
- aroace
Mercury
- trans(mtf) and lesbian
- rude and angered easily
- fast mother fucker
- she/they
Venus
-trans(ftm), gay
- usually happy
- attacks people who make him angry
- dyslexic
- has a prosthetic leg
-he/him
Earth
- alcoholic
- bi
-doesn't know boundaries or consent
-he/him
Mars
- no one knows there gender(kinda like najimi from Komi can't communicate)
- has Moebius Syndrome
- hates most people
- any pronouns
Jupiter
-fat bitch
- makes machines
-nerd
- gay
-he/they
Saturn
- mean bitch
- thinks there the prettiest(there not)
- she/her
-lesbian
Uranus
- acts like a asshole
-in reality is just a tramatised person
- gay
-sometimes cross dresses
- he/she
Neptune
- likes chemistry
- lesbian
-she/they
-pychopath probably
Planet X
-Saturn ejected him but he just came back, said fuck u Saturn and went to his orbit
- drinks to much coffee
- like editing
I'll write the dwarf planets and moons later