Old things

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This chapter is dedicated to the original personitlys I gave them early this year


Sun: bitch that sleeps and solarflares People that wake him up

Mercury: tattle tail

Venus: basically solarballs Venus 

Earth: pretty much the same he is now

Luna: same as now

Mars: pervert therapist (I hate this the most)

Phobos and Demios: demons (they have their own personality's now)

Jupiter: obsessed with being the best

Saturn: nice(damn I just made her the opposite of what she is now)

Uranus: sarcastic bitch (Noah from total drama)

Neptune: I forgot 

Pluto: shy bitch (this was his personality for a while)




Now they meet them now

Sun

Old sun: so ur the "improved version" 

New sun: well yes

Old sun: damn I'm ulgy

New sun: we look pretty much the same-



Mercury

Old merc: UGH SUN! VENUS IS-

new merc: NO ONE CARES BITCH


Venus

Old ven: ew y am I so happy 

New ven: u have 2 seconds to start running 

Old  ven: what


Mars

Old mars: oh earth- what the, tf am I

New mars: I've never been so tramatised


Phobos and Demios

Old Phobos: WOW LOOK AT THIS DEMIOS

New Phobos: SHUT UP 

old Demios, Phobos and the new Demios: :(


Jupiter 

Old jupi:  and then I will finally be the be- damn ur fat

New jupi: STFU I AM NOT FAT JUST A TINY BIT OVER WIEGHT


Saturn

Old Saturn: Jupiter I think we should-

New Saturn EWWWWW BEING NICE THAT LIKE GROSS


Uranus

New Uranus: AND THAT MY FRIEND IS HOW ILL TAKE OVER THE SOLAR SYSTEM 

old Uranus: it's such a shame that ur sooo smart 

New Uranus: I know right

Old Uranus: I was being sarcastic 


Pluto

New Pluto: can u even speak

Old Pluto: y-yes

New Pluto: ew ur ulgy







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