Hetalia React to Nyotalia (Axis & Allies) ((Request))
*Axis*
Japan : Etto, Nio-san.. Who is this?
Writer : Your genderbend, Honda Sakura.
Nyo!Japan : K-konnichiwa. Watashi wa Honda Sakura desu. Y-yoroshiku *bows*
Japan : Y-yoroshiku *bows*
Writer : Italy, you're genderbend name is Feliciana Vargas
Italy : Ve~ Ciao, Bella!
Nyo!Italy : Ciao!
Writer : Do- Germany, your genderbend is Monica Beilschmidt
Nyo!Germany : G-guten Tag!
Germany : Guten Tag
Romano : Oi! Stupido Ragazza! Why am I-a here again?!
Writer : 'Cause you have to and this is your genderbend, Lovina Vargas
Nyo!Romano : What-a are you-a looking at?!
Writer : *sigh* *throw's Spain plushie* *point at it* LOOK! IT'S A SPAIN PLUSHIE!!
Romano & Nyo!Romano : ... MINE!! *arguing about it*
Writer : ... Gil, this is your genderbend, Julchen Beilschmidt
Nyo!Prussia : Kesesese, Ich bet Ich are more avesomer zhan jou!
Prussia : As if! Ich challenge jou to a drink off!
Nyo!Prussia : Jou're on!!
Prussia & Nyo!Prussia : *off to a bar*
Writer : Uh.. Don't you wanna catch them?
Germany : Just let zhem be
Nyo!Germany : Ja
Writer : Okay..
*Allies*
Nyo!America : Whoa! You looks like me!
America : Nu-uh! You're the one who's looks like me! Nio! Who is she?!
Writer : Stop with the shouting! Alfred, this is your genderbend, Amelia F.Jones
America : No way!!
Nyo!America : Hey! Wanna play video games together?!
America : Sure, dudette!!
Writer : And they're off..
England : Love, can you tell me who is this?
Writer : Alice Kirkland, your genderbend
England : That sort of explain everything.. It's not one of my magic spell, is it?
Writer : Nope!
England : Well then, it's nice to see meet you, Alice *kiss Alice's palm*
Nyo!England : *blush* I-it is nice t-to meet you too
Writer : Yo! Francey-pants stop flirting with your genderbend!
France : Why do you want me to stop, Mon Chere? Are you jealous? Ohonhonhon~
Writer : No, 'cause it's feels awkward to see people flirt with their genderbend! =__=
Nyo!France : Oh, she's obviously jealous if us!
Writer : Gah! What ever, Francine =M=
Nyo!France : See, I told you she's jealous if us! Ohonhonhon~
Writer : =___= Ivan, this is your genderbend, Vanya Braginski
Russia : Become on with mother Russia, да?
Writer : She's Russia, just like you •___•
Nyo!Russia : да!
Belarus : *sprinting* MARRY ME, BIG BROTHER!!
Writer : *hit the close button* NO JUMPSCARE!
Nyo!Belarus : MARRY ME, BIG SISTER!!
Writer : *hit the other close button* I TOLD YOU! NO JUMPSCARE!
Belarus & Nyo!Belarus : *Banging the door*
Writer : Next is, Yao! Your genderbend is, Ying!
China : Ni hao, aru!
Nyo!China : Ni hao!
China & Nyo!China : *talking about how cute hello kitty is*
Writer : And last but not least, Matthew, this is Maddie William
Canada : M-maple...
Nyo!Canada : H-hi..
Writer : Okay, this is awkward. Sorry if this chapter is crappy and school's already started since. . Last week?
Prussia : *back from the bar* Vest! *hic* Hey Vest! *hic* Guess vhat?! I *hic* beat zhis Frau!
Nyo!Prussia : A-as if! *hic* I-i'm zhe one who *hic* b-beat jou!
Prussia & Nyo!Prussia : *passed out*
Writer : I'm surprise their not naked *amused*
France & Nyo!France : *make out session*
Writer : That's it! I'm out of here!!
Bonus ending
Romano & Nyo!Romano : *still arguing about who get Spain plushie*
Italy & Nyo!Italy : *making pasta*
America : Wa- HOW CAN YOU BEAT ME AGAIN?!
Nyo!America : It's obvious that I'm better than you!
America : Rematch!!
Russia & Nyo!Russia : Kolkolkolkol~
Belarus & Nyo!Belarus : *still banging at the door*
China & Nyo!China : *went to Hello Kitty land*
Japan & Nyo!Japan : *enjoying quite time* *drinking tea*
Canada & Nyo!Canada : *eating pancakes*
France & Nyo!France : *still making out*
Writer² : Nio! I'm ho- ... *left the house*
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Hetalia React to [Completed]
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