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Napoleon Bonaparte

Bonjour

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croissant

Napoleon Bonaparte

Baguette

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ur mom 

Napoleon Bonaparte 

Remember who you are talking to

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I have memory loss

Napoleon Bonaparte

Oh that explains your behaviour

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of course it does you drongo

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I'll have you shipped to Algeria

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go eat shit

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You'd better hope you don't live to the end of the year

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until may

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What happens in May?

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no

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I can have the kings of America and England arrest you for spying on me

Youre going to be a guest of the Tower of London

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nice

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Not nice you will be tortured until you tell me what happens in may

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nice

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You're enjoying the thought of me torturing you

And then I'll put you in solitary confinement with bread and water for the rest of your life

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nice

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You enjoy that

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nice

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Are you mental

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of course u are 

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You're going to the psych ward

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no I'm squidward

Napoleon Bonaparte

SpongeBob will be disappointed

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