Sourav, after not finding Jammy anywhere: Sach, where is Jammy?
Sachin: Shouldn't you know where your boyfriend is?
Laxman: He has gone out with Steve
Sourav: Steve? As in Waugh?
Sachin: Nahi, Steve Austin. Wrestling sikhane leke gaya hai. Obviously Waugh ke sath gaya hai, dada. Why are you so dumb today?
Laxman: Sach, calm down. He is in shock- his boyfriend is fraternising with the enemy.
Rahul, walking in: Who is fraternising with the enemy?
Sourav: You are.
Rahul: So that means I am your boyfriend?
Sourav: Haan. Koi aitraaz?
Rahul: None at all. But I would have liked a proper proposal at least.
Sourav: Will you be my boyfriend, Jammy?
Rahul: Yes, Dada.
Sachin: We should have enlisted Steve's help long time back.
Laxman: Yup, need not have seen those idiots circling around each other like love sick teens.
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Cricket One Shots- Extremely Short Stories
Fiksi PenggemarExtremely short one shots- Mostly Indian cricketers, but few foreigners too.
