Hunger Games..............Things

Incorrect Quotes pt. 1

Yes, we're bringing this with us. Enjoy.

Incorrect Quote #1

Katniss: What if mayonaise came in cans?

Peeta: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Haymitch: Good morning to everyone except those two people.

Incorrect Quote #2

Katniss: I told Peeta his ears flush when he lies. 

Haymitch: Why?

Katniss: Look.

Katniss: Hey Peeta, did you eat the rest of the cereal?

Peeta: *covers ears* No.

Haymitch: .......................

Incorrect Quote #3

Effie: Alright, let's say our favourite cakes. One, two, three- 

Effie and Peeta: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks.

Haymitch: Alright, it's our turn. Three, two, one, vanilla!

Katniss: I've never had cake, what is cake?

Incorrect Quote #4

Haymitch: Peeta isn't answering his phone.

Katniss: I'll call him.

Effie: Haymitch and I have both tried 6 times each, what makes you think-

Peeta: Hello?

Incorrect Quote #5

Effie: I hate to say I told you so, but-

Haymitch: No, you don't.

Katniss: You would marry 'I told you so' and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

Haymitch: ...............

Effie: ................... Ouch.

Incorrect Quote #6

Peeta: Your smile? Makes my day.

Katniss: Your happiness? I live for that.

Haymitch: A room? Get one.

Prim: Hotel? Trivago.

Haymitch and Prim: *fist bump*

Incorrect Quote #7

Peeta: Where's Katniss?

Prim: Doing stuff.

Peeta: I don't like the sound of that. Where's your mother?

Prim: Trying to stop Katniss from doing the stuff.

Peeta: And Haymitch?

Prim: Trying to stop my mother from stopping Katniss from doing the stuff.

Peeta: I see. And what are you doing here?

Prim: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Haymitch from stopping my mother from stopping Katniss from doing the stuff.

Incorrect Quote #8

Cato to Katniss: I just want to point out that 'Girl on Fire' is a pretty low bar, as titles go.

Clove: *holding a lit match* Yeah, if I light myself on fire with this I'm also a 'Girl on Fire'.

Katniss: ................ Is this a threat?

Clove: Yes. *lights herself on fire* SEE! YOU HAVE NOTHING NOW!

Katniss: ....................... Your district partner is crazy.

Cato: Yes, and?

Incorrect Quote #9

Peeta: I don't cry for anything!

Katniss: Just today you were crying about dragons!

Peeta: *starts crying* They can't blow out their birthday candles!

Incorrect Quote #10

Katniss: You know, Peeta, since it's my birthday, maybe you could-

Peeta: No.

Katniss: But-

Peeta: No.

Katniss: Okay, fine. *starts to leave* I only wanted you to-

Peeta: *pulls Katniss towards him* *Kisses her*

Katniss: I was gonna say message me back, but..................... do it again.

Finnick: Annie, can we do that to? 

Annie: I thought you'd never ask.

Haymitch: *walks in* .........What is going on?!!??!

And that's it. Quote: "No. Shut up and eat your pears." -Katniss. Have a good day/night!