Even more.
Incorrect Quote #11
My friend: What is the Hunger Games about?
Me: 24 kids being forced to murder each other.
My friend: .............
Me: .............
My friend: .............
Me: It's not as bad as it sounds I swear.
Incorrect Quote #12
Book Katniss: This was my father's jacket.
Movie Katniss: My dad was a woman's size 4.
Incorrect Quote #13
Caesar: There are 7 chairs and 10 kids. What do you do?
Clove: Have everyone stand.
Peeta: Bring in 3 more chairs.
Katniss: The best 7 get to sit down.
Cato: Kill 3 kids.
Katniss: *Starts screaming lyrics to The Hanging Tree*
Incorrect Quote #14
Peeta: I'm sorry it took so long to get you out of jail.
Katniss: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one call to prank Effie.
Incorrect Quote #15
Can I copy your homework?
Peeta: I'll help you with it!
Gale: Yeah, sure.
Haymitch: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Katniss: Lol nope.
Prim: Wait, we had homework????
Snow: Read 5:55 pm
Incorrect Quote #16
Katniss: You know the way they call that famous theme park 'The Happiest Place on Earth'? Well, they're wrong because they've never been in Peeta Mellark's arms.
Gale: Of course we haven't! You're terrifying!
Johanna: I litterally bumped into Peeta and you pulled a switchblade on me.
Incorrect Quote #17
Katniss: Peeta and I-
Effie: Are getting married?
Peeta: Yes, how'd you know?
Effie: *pulls out massive binder* Sit down, I planned the entire thing.
Incorrect Quote #18
ROADTRIP
Boutta kill everyone in this car then themselves: Johanna
Drunk and really upset: Haymitch
"MCDONALDS. NOW.": Peeta
"WHERE IS ______ OMG WE LEFT ______!": Effie
Sleeping: Katniss
"I need to pee.": Finnick
Left at the gas station: Gale
Is new to this and is slowly starting to figure out that this is the norm: Prim
Incorrect Quote #19
Documentary: "In ancient greece, throwing an apple at someone was considered a marriage proposial. If the woman caught it, it meant they accepted the proposial. If not, it was denied."
Gale and Peeta: *rushing to the kitchen to find an apple*
Gale: *found an apple, throws it at Katniss*
Katniss: *doesn't catch it*
Peeta: *finds apple and throws it at Katniss*
Katniss: *Catches it* Yes I will marry you!
Peeta: YAY!
Gale: *cries in a corner*
Incorrect Quote #20
Me: Jingle bells, District 12, Katniss shot Cato, when Rue died, we all cried, and Peeta burned the bread!
My friend: ................................No-
Me: Jingle bells, Quarter Quelles, happy Hunger Games, Peeta dies, Katniss cries, and Finnick saves the day!
My friend: Still no.
Me: Jingle bells, Haymitch smells, Peeta ran away, Clove dies, Cato cries, and Finnick saves the day!
My friend: I give up.
Lol that's it. Quote: "I act happy, but inside I hate these people. They're all distractions from the food." -Katniss. Have a good day/night!
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