Hunger Games..............Things

Incorrect Quotes pt. 3

Incorrect Quote #21

Katniss: We all have one enemy! And it's Hyperglycemia! (High blood pressure)

Gale: ..............Katniss..........

Katniss: AND THAT'S SNOW!

Prim: ..............She fucked up, didn't she?

Gale: Yes, Prim, she fucked up.

Incorrect Quote #22

Johanna: I found a list of other names people have called you!

Katniss: Oh no.

Johanna: Let's start with, Katpiss Nevercheese-

Katniss: Already hate this. And I like cheese, why-

Johanna: And Catpiss Neverclean,

Katniss: *sighs*

Johanna: Can'tmiss Evershot,

Katniss: That's accually a good one.

Johanna: Can'tkiss Neverclean.

Katniss: WHY??!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS NEVERCLEAN!!! AND I CAN KISS!! *proceeds to throw tantrum*

Peeta: She can.

Johanna: Do I care?

Peeta: ................No. 

Johanna: Let's instead clean up whatever mess she's making.

Peeta: Alright.

Incorrect Quote #23

Gale: Hey Katniss, can I take a photo of your face?

Katniss: Why?

Gale: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas~

Johanna: A broken nose?

Peeta: *cracks knuckles* We don't need Santa to arange that.

Incorrect Quote #24

Katniss: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.

Peeta: You could use a few.

Johanna: You could be less lazy.

Haymitch: Don't be such a bitch.

Katniss: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

Incorrect Quote #25

Katniss: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can adress me as "Mockingjay 1". Gale's codename: "Been there, done that". Peeta is "Currently doing that". Finnick is "It happened once in a dream", Johanna is "If I had to pick a chick". And Haymitch is.........

Haymitch: ..................

Katniss: "Mockingjay 2".

Haymitch: Oh, thank god.

Incorrect Quote #26

Katniss: I didn't sleep last night.

Madge: You know what they say, if you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.

Katniss: Who would be thinking about me at 3 am?!!?

Peeta: *panicked sweating*

Incorrect Quote #27

Haymitch: You're really campaining for bitch of the year, are you?

Katniss: As defending champion, are you nervous?

Incorrect Quote #28

Katniss: Where is my fucking bow and arrows?

Mrs. Everdeen: Language!

Katniss: *grin* May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking bow and arrows?

Peeta: ~WHEEZE~

Prim: ~WHEEZE~

Incorrect Quote #29

Mrs. Everdeen (almost typed Everbeen lol): Katniss, may I speak to you for a minute?

Katniss: OOOH, Someone's in trouble! 

Mrs. Everdeen: .........

Katniss: ............It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Incorrect Quote #30

Haymitch: You really love Peeta, don't you?

Katniss: No, where did you get such an idea?

Katniss: I've only kissed Peeta a couple hundred times.

Katniss: I've only cried the ocean when he was captured.

Katniss: I've only tried to save Peeta's life at the expense of my own like four times.

Katniss: I've only shown that I care about Peeta's health and saftey more than anyone other than Prim, why would you even say something like that?

Haymitch: Because you're fucking married to him!!???

Quote: "I'm not asleep my mind is alive!" -Taylor Swift. Have a good day/night!