Firey Speaker box: Announcer, I think it's time. Hosts keep dying, the show is out of control just admit that-
Announcer: No, no.
Firey speaker box: Dude, these 'prizes' are just hurting people for no reason. And those in the weak trembling fortress escaped. Not to mention...
Announcer: What?
Firey speaker box:...
Announcer: What happened?
Firey speaker box: it was time anyway... that just gives me an excuse...
Announcer: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? (The last word echos)
(Intro plays)
Fanny: Hey Barfbag?
Barfbag: Hey, what's up?
Fanny: Hey, do you, care about me?
Barf bag: uh... why?
Fanny: I noticed you told Snowball not to hurt me so...
Barf bag: Oh no, I just do that to anyone, whether or not I care about them at all.
Fanny: sighs listen, I know that sounds nice, but I'd rather someone be willing to help me because they care about me, not just because 'helping someone is nice'
Barf bag: uh... but you, you know, hate everything?
Fanny: Well now I hate you for giving my hopes up!
(To the contestants)
Needle: Can I be a member now?
Pencil: No! What sacrifice have you done?
Topaz: Yeah!
Needle: Well first I killed Coiny, then I tried to drop my jetpack to Book and Ruby but it didn't work.
Pencil: Neither of those are sacrifices, that was just you doing stuff.
Needle: What IS a sacrifice then?
Pencil: Like voluntarily being used as bait, going in a building or cave to press something... Basically it's only a sacrifice if you die.
Needle: Wait? So I need to voluntarily DIE for it to count?
Pencil: That's like, the definition of sacrifice. And we're going to bring you back immediately anyway. Duh.
Needle:... you know what? You were rude to me anyway, so even if you just made me a member, I'd just ignore it.
Pencil: Huh?
Needle: That's right! Someone would have to be STUPID to WANT to be a member in this.
Pencil looks in the other direction, Ruby looks visablely offended, but Book looks like she's actually thinking about what Needle is saying, and there is a big black rectangle above that says 'Book will remember that'
Coiny: Great choice Needy! Gets slapped. Welcome back!
Pin: Wait! Needle! Why did you insult me back there?
Needle: well... uh...
Nickel: Guys! Can't we be happy for once?
Pin: What's happy about this?
Nickel: Did you forget? Either Book or Ruby is going to get eliminated!
(Cake at stake song plays)
Puffball: Book and Ruby, you're UFE for committing plagiarism and getting yourselves electrocuted.
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How I think BFDI will continue
Fanfictionwill contain potential future TPOT episodes, potential future BFDIA episodes, past ideas that have already been proven wring, a whole new season that's 'in between' BFB and TPOT, stuff for IDFB maybe, and maybe, just maybe, season 6. Though at first...
