At Morty High School, his principal talks over the speaker.
Principle Vagina - Principal Vagina here, don't let the name fool you, I'm very much in charge, reminding you that tonight is our annual flu season dance. I don't know how many times I have to say this but if you have the flu, stay home.
Morty walks over to his locker and opens it seeing a picture of Jessica taped to the side.
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Princeable Vagina - The flu season dance is about awareness, not celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.
Morty closes his locker and sees Jessica talking to her friends at a nearby locker.
Morty -Ohhh. Okay, here we go.
Morty walks over to Jessica and her friends and starts speaking nervously.
Morty - H-Hey, Jessica, ughh.
Jessica -What's up, Morty?
Jessica sneezes.
Morty - Ugghh-
Morty tries to get the words out of his mouth but cuts off by Brad who butts in, in front of Jessica
Brad - What are you doing?
Morty -Ummm...
Brad -Wait, wait. Were you about to talk... to her?
Morty -Well, I mean, I was thinking about it.
Brad -Dude-
Brad's hand hits Morty's chest.
Brad - stay in your league! Look at how hot she is! You don't see me going to a bigger school in a wealthier district and hittin' on their prettiest girl!
Jessica responds to Brad in a sarcastic manner
Jessica -Gee, thanks, Brad.
Brad puts his arm around Jessica's shoulder and the pair walk away.
Brad -I throw balls far. You want good words, date a languager.
Morty stands at the locker alone and looks down in disappointment. At the Smith's house Jerry is making a sandwich in the kitchen while talking to Morty at the counter)
Jerry -Eh, Try not to worry about it, Morty. You're a good kid, and there's not a premium on that right now, but you'll be getting girls sometime after Brad's out of shape.
Morty plays with a cookie in sadness and responds.
Morty - You're missing the point, Dad. I don't want girls, I want Jessica!
Jerry - Ahhh, well,
Jerry gets another jar of sauce out of the cupboard.
Jerry - I remember feeling that way about a young lady named your mom, and that's not an urban dis, your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her, I thought...
