YOUTUBER ONESHOTS!!

⚠️ Childbearing hips. (REWRITE)

Yumi was leaning over the counter looking at his phone, not even noticing Isaac walking into the kitchen. Had he noticed, he would've stood up. He felt a harsh slap on his ass, and turned around to face a masked Isaac, oh yeah, they were recording a vlog soon weren't they?

"Dude! What the fuck was that?!" He glared at Isaac, His ass now in immeasurable pain.

"Sorry man, your childbearing hips were calling to me." Isaac lied, he really just wanted to smack Yumi's ass and piss him off.

"Yeah yeah, just don't do it again... pisses me off..." Yumi muttered, turning back to his phone.

"What pisses you off?" Nick showing up in the kitchen with his camera, recording the duo.

"Me touching his childbearing hips," Isaac hugged Yumi from behind. "Really pisses him off." The older glaring back at him.

"Stop saying that, man." Yumi pushed him off walking over to Nick. "What are we even doing in the vlog today? Better not be some bullshit."

Nick shrugs, "Haven't decided yet, I was just getting footage of Isaac annoying you." He smirks, cutting the camera.

Isaac pipes up, "We should go to an arcade! I haven't been to one since we were in Japan and I've been wanting to go so fuckin bad." He beams, a happier demeanour than usual. Yumi found it odd but decided it wasn't worth much thought.

-30 MINUTES LATER-

Yumi was on the couch, looking at his phone, again. Wasn't like he had anything else to do, considering the group was going out in 2 hours. He had a lot of time to kill and decided to play stupid mobile games to pass said time. "Hmph." Isaac groaned as he flopped onto Yumi, digging his hands into his hips as he hugged him.

"You stressed or somethin'?" Yumi asked, nonchalant about Isaacs hands gripping him. He looked past his phone to make eye contact with the younger. Isaac didn't respond , instead choosing to bury his face in Yumi's crotch, humming to himself. "Dude, what." Yumi shoved Isaac off him, shifting away from him on the sofa. "Don't do that shit, Makes me look gay as hell."

"Is Isaac pissing you off again?" Nick poked his head out his room, always up in everyones business. Isaac looked up at Yumi with a small pout, upset about being shoved away. Apparently not upset enough to try again, heading back to his room. Yumi looked to Nick's doorway for some sort of answer, only to see that Nick had already went back to his own business, surprising for the New Jersey man. Yumi was just gonna have to ask Isaac next time he sees him.

-AFTER THE VLOG-

Yumi knocked on Isaac's door, "Isaaaaac, I need to talk to youuuu." He wanted to speak to Isaac about what happened between them a few hours previous. Isaac huffed, and got up from his bed, tired from the vlog he moved towards the door, "ISAA-" Yumi cut himself off when Isaac opened the door, "You look like shit man, what's up?" Isaac did look like shit, his hair was messed up and he looked exhausted, almost like he had been doing... something... in his room.

"What do you want, Yumi." Isaac asked, not bothering to answer Yumi's question about what 'was up', In his mind nothing was up, he was just tired, nothing else. It wasn't like there was any images of a specific friend plaguing his thoughts for the past few hours.

Yumi sighed, "I wanted to talk to you about earlier, before we left, what the hell was that about?" He felt like he needed to know what Isaac wanted from him earlier, or it was nothing and Isaac was being annoying, as usual, he could be such a brat sometimes.

"Oh, uh..." Isaac didn't respond, he instead went red, recalling the things he did to Yumi earlier in the day. "Not telling you!" He decided to be annoying instead, pushing up his glasses and putting on a stupid voice, pissing off the other successfully.