There once was a girl. Her name was Diddly. She much so enjoyed to have burnt bread for breakfast. But, Diddly's mum always crumbled up her burnt bread and put it in warm water. Diddly hated it so much she ran away to a concentration camp for the mentally insane. Diddly had never meet another girl before. She always knew her "mum" wasn't always mum. Her mum sometimes became a werewolf with a dinky donk. Daddly was sad all the time. Diddly became Daddly because she ate 50 kids at Disneyland last week. You may think that Daddly is a bad person, but really she is just a kind loving soul, who loves getting sexy with clowns. After looking up cheeky things, she would go for walks in the park. She saw a guy in a hotdog suit and she was mad because a hot dog killed her family, she was ready to attack. (((to be continued)))
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Short Walks to the Fridge cuz I'm FAT
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