She waddled over to the guy and she couldn't hold back she started to bark and hiss and the guy. "my name is DIDDLY DADDLY!!!1!!1 you killed my father. prepare to die" she said penetrating a banana. Diddly thrusted the banana at the hotdog about how her father died. No one knew but her dad died while eating "hot dogs". She launched the banana straight (or gay) at him with her potato gun. "Take this you vial piece of potato!". Diddly decided to walk home and look up images of clowns holding bananas. "I don't like doing this anymore, I want to be a nice person and have friends" Diddly thought to her self. "Nah to people, I'll stick to squirrels...". Daddy decided she wanted to go out on the town meet a nice guy and have butt sex but she had one question to her self. "Would I be a top or a bottom? This will be a nice thing to find out!!!! I just can't wait to find out". She then went back to his place and frick frack all night long and had a nice gay life.
THEY LIVED GAYLY EVER AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END HOTDOGS : )
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Short Walks to the Fridge cuz I'm FAT
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