A little cat walk on the roof tops of Tokyo one day. The cats name was Ariki, he just wanted to be a dog. Ariki was a troubled cat, he wanted to just sniff farts.
Ariki walked up to a dog one day and sniffed their behind. Ariki thought to himself about how their booty hole smelt like candy floss and cherry blossoms in the spring during the carnival. The dog turned around and barked "da f*ck ya think u doin' mate?!"
"I twas only sniffing your booty hole because i want to be one of the dogs" Ariki whimpered, tears spilling from his ears. "Wel den u want 2 b a dog. I no 1 way dat u can b a dog if u rely want 2 b, but u must agree 2 d0 anythang I say. Wil u agree?" the dog crocked slowly. Ariki thought about it and nodded his head at the speed of how fast i eat carrots.
The dog motioned for Ariki to come closer, then the dog cut of his tail. "dogs dont hav taels like dat." the dog said at Ariki screamed in pain with blood going everywhere. "U gat 2 b tough stap crying lik a bby an grw up u bby!" the dog then went over to Ariki and started to bite him and attack him. Ariki couldn't stand becoming a dog he decided he would try to plan an escape from this foul creature.
He than kept on trying to get away but the Ariki couldn't stop his tears so the dog kept attacking him. With in the next five minutes his body went completely numb and there was nothing he could do. "Dats wat u get. U culd nvr b a dog." and the dog just walked off and left Ariki's limp dead body there on the pavement.
DAT DA END NO MORE HOTDOGS :)
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Short Walks to the Fridge cuz I'm FAT
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