A/N: THIS WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTING WE KNOW DON'T FIGHT IT JUST
LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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One day a little octopus named Octopus-sy went to the grocer to get some pananas, but something wouldn't let him. A gigantic peanipple got in his way with a fork and yelled"fork you". "I'm sorry I can't believe that you want me in that way but thats okay I thin I want you in that way too!" Octopus-sy said shyly but loud enough for him to hear.
"Well um...... I actually don't like you at all to be honest. I don't like you at all! Ha..ha....ha...... Sorry if you thought I liked you but...... um...... NO!" the peanipple said clearly. Octopus-sy looked at peanipple and cried tears of lemon juice. "I thought you would want me like I want you!" cried Octopus-sy. After his little interaction with his neighbor he started his day long trip to the grocer.
He decided what he would buy it would be DILPICKLES. Octopus-sy was just think how he would eat his dilpickels all alone in his room late at night of corse he would have to close the curtains. On the walk he saw many strange things the worst one was a man sniffing crack off of a giraffes back.
Octopus-sy walked up to the man and slapped him. He hollered like he ain't no holler back girl "STOP THATS ANIMAL ABUSE!" and for the rest of his walk to the grocer he saw nobody he only saw trees birds and pure nature it was nice to feel like he was some where so peaceful. Octopus-sy all though he felt kinda alone made his way the the grocer safe. He then bought his pananas and went home and made sweet love to himself.
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Short Walks to the Fridge cuz I'm FAT
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