Nat: so Clint do you not buy your daughter pants
Clint: what yes she has millions why what she done
-he looks at Nat quite concerned-
Nat: she didn't bring one pair of pants so she's wearing mine aha
Nadia: in my defence I was coming down in my pjs but someone threw a fit about what I was wearing
-I stare at Nat and say this sarcastically-
Nat: oh come on you would have flashed everyone here and they all wouldn't mind it because they all fancy the shit out of you
Nadia: well what can I say I'm a likeable person
-I show her a cheeky smile-
Thor: your more then likeable your one sexy women
-he is eating his cereal-
Nadia: ah well thank you very much space boy so how about we just all admit it would have been fine for me to wear my shirt down here
-they all agree except Nat and Clint-
Clint: come on guys she's my daughter and I think yous are forgetting she's only 19
-he continues eating his hash browns-
Wanda: yeah but Clint I'm not even gay and I'll admit she is one gorgeous girl
-she winks at me-
Nadia: ha I'm even pulling the chicks
-i smirk-
Nat: alright get your breakfast Nadia instead of flirting with the entire team
Nadia: shut up I haven't flirted with robot or with Capsicle oooo or even witchy
-I start eating my pancakes that are covered in Nutella-
-Nick fury walks in-
Nadia: oh my god is your eye like gone your your eye or are you just wanting to be a pirate
-I look at him jokinly-
Fury: who is she and why does she think I want to be a pirate
Clint: that is my daughter Nadia but fury you've got to admit you do look like a pirate with that eye patch
-the avengers all laugh-
Tony: anyways what do you want fury, you hardly ever visit
Fury: yous have a mission and it's a big one. Hydra has the book once again to activate the winter soldier
Nadia: WHAT! No no they can't they don't understand what's the mission I'm going with
-I instantly stop eating my pancakes-
Fury: your not an avenger miss Barton
-he notices me a bit angry-
Nadia: I am Nadia barnes he is my birth father and I don't give a shit if I'm not an avenger. He can't be unfroze even if it means they get me back that man is not being unfroze.
-I say this quite loudly-
Fury: I'm afraid we can't stop it but the mission report is that yous need to retrieve that book and destroy it before they can get it back
Nadia: your joking right, how the fuck is that a plan that isn't a plan you idiot. We do that we die instantly well I don't but they will and I'm not putting them at risk for some shitty plan you've made when your clearly retarded.
Clint: NADIA! He's my boss you can't speak to him like that
-that is one of the only times he has raised his voice at me-
-I flinch at the shouting of your birth name-
Nadia: I don't give a shit give me the location I'll do it myself
Nat: no it's to dangerous Nadia you can't do it yourself
Nadia: I'll be fine but pirate man the only thing about this is that Clint and Nat don't participate in the mission
Clint: what no Nadia you can't do that
-he stands up instantly-
Fury: actually she can. I had Hill do some research on her while we were talking and I'm making her leader of this mission so she makes the call on who goes
-he walks out-
Nadia: yeah well since I'm the the leader Clint your staying here with Natasha
Tony: why are you not letting them come Nadia they're a crucial part to the team
-he signals his suit to him-
Nadia: because he is my father and she is his bestfriend they stay here wether anyone likes it or not now hurry up and get ready we need to get there right away
-everyone suits up and leaves. Leaving only Nat and Clint in the compound-
