Hybrid Shenanigans: The second blunder of Chaos

Dare #21, 22, & Ask #16, 17, 18

E_dd: Got a batch of these ready, and starting from the top, we've got:

E_dd: Alright, and we've got it set up for if they have interests in fandoms.

Natalie: Does a Loki fan club count? If so, then there's my answer, which I presume you can guess my favorite ship.

Ripper: Hmmm. Not really in any fandoms to my knowledge, except maybe the Rising of the Shield Hero one. As for my favorite ship, it's Malty x Lung Cancer or Death.
E_dd: Amen to that brother. Fist bump me.
Ripper: Fuck off.
E_dd:

Darcy: I'm not into any fandoms. Leave me alone, especially after spicing my meal.
E_dd: Damn, and here I thought she'd at least be into Hot-Topic.

Toro: El Chapulín Colorado, and Dragon Ball.
E_dd: ... Toro you wouldn't happen to be part of the c- *Gets cut off by a cinder block hitting his head at escape velocity*

Blake:

E_dd:

Beta: Doom. And my favorite ship is the Slayer and Isabelle from Animal Crossing.
E_dd: *Unsurprised* Who doesn't?

Opsin: Ummm... Nintendogs. Not very popular, or big. Nor does it have ships to my knowledge, but Hollow Knight is another reclusive fandom I enjoy. I don't really know their ships though.

Blue: Kirby. Shipping is not my thing.

Cutter: *Baby and baby dinosaur noises.*
E_dd: Did ya get that? Such beautiful dialogue and engaging writing am I right? Now as for that crush, it was on the one I made that Hot Topic joke about, but that's long since burned and died. I've got my eyes on much better.

E_dd: Yes, and no. In the great spectrum within the Great Dreamer's Tree, there's an infinite amount of timelines where that's the case, and equally as many as there are not.
Toro: Ay, fuck you too.
Ripper: Well, even in Legion, we were terrified, but then we got hit by the bullets and realized they weren't any more effective than modern non-specialized ammunition.
Blue: The gunshots spooked me.

E_dd snapped, mumbled something under his breath, and snapped his fingers begrudgingly, causing a Honda Odyssey to fall behind him.

Wolverine: Now where the hell are we?
Deadpool: Hmmm... seems to be a Wattpad story. Not my thing, but I'm willing to improv.
E_dd: Oy! Merc with the Mouth! There's only one 4th wall breaker in my Void, and it's me.
Deadpool: I'd say you're colorful, but I don't even have a frame of reference as to what you look like in this chapter.

Wolverine looked between both E_dd and Deadpool, confused as to what the hell they were saying about 4th wall and not being able to see the latter, and frankly being in a white No-Where with two annoying yappers was not gonna sit well.

Wolverine: ... Who the fuck are you, and where are we?!
E_dd: The No-Where, quite literally. Consider this a little box nobody knows exists. Not even the TVA. I brought you here at the demand of a dare, and spoiler alert for you, Hughy, Mouth right beside you's basing his promise on wishful thinking.
Deadpool: An educated wish, Skittles.
E_dd: Ha! So you do know what I look like!
Wolverine: What the hells he on about some "educated wish"?
E_dd: Might as well spill the beans or I will, and he then may spill your guts.
Deadpool: Hey, no one's spilling any beans or guts. Now, can you send us back to our reality since you saved us the convenience of escaping the Void?
E_dd: You know, I could, very easily could - bout as simple as a snap of my fingers - but I only pulled you 'cause I need you to do a dare. So... spill.
Deadpool: ... Shit.

The hybrids watching winced as the battle unfolded, as you imagined. Beta's eyes were covered by Ripper, much to her annoyance, with Opsin's being covered by Darcy, which he was much more appreciative of.

Natalie: Remind you of us, eh?
Blake: Yup.

E_dd: I think that covers everything since this story's momentary death. But guess I finally released it. Enjoy everyone, and as of releasing this, Happy Valentine's.