Dare #17, 18, 19, 20, & Ask #15

49 2 9
                                        

   E_dd: *Whistling, before stopping abruptly to clap his hands, dropping everyone back in the Nowhere.* I'm finally working on it!

An audible groan came from everyone but Cutter.

An audible groan came from everyone but Cutter

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Blue: Alright. She should be fine with that because we don't hate each other like we did back then. Am I right Indy?
*Insert audible record scratch.*
Darcy: We do not, in fact, vibe like that.
Blue: Good to know ahead of time, cunt.

The two scowled at each other, veins popping on their head as they did, and both their parties deflated as they knew they'd need to ultimately break the two apart.

E_dd: I have an even better way to do this

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

E_dd: I have an even better way to do this. And before anyone asks; no, I am not breaking the pre-set rules of this universe. Alright y'all, who's ready to learn the Fusion dance?!

After hours of trial, failure, and practice, with many failed fusions along the way, finally it was perfected.
Blue and Beta fused first, forming Bleta. Opsin and Darcy fused, though the height difference made it difficult, creating Darsin. That left Blake and Natalie, who failed the most because they couldn't bother to be in sync for the life of them, eventually creating Blakalie. Before each fusion could defuse, the fusion dance was repeated, with Bleta and Darsin fusing, and then that fusion with Blakalie. That left Ripper, and Cutter, who weren't taught the fusion dance, and instead given para earrings. Putting it on the latter was difficult, especially for his younger and more sensitive body having to get a piercing. When the potara combined them, the fusion was Ripter.

E_dd: This took too long for us, and long enough for the readers. You two, fuse now. And Ripter, if you're like Vegito, don't think about a snarky comment and do it already.

The called-out fusion rolled his eyes, before performing the fusion dance with the 6 person fusion, leading to the final product.

E_dd: Wow... so what's their power level?

   Edd tapped the scout they'd stolen, and when the number came up, it was disappointing, to say the least.

Edd: 36, and Darcy had the highest at 19 before the fusion.
E_dd: Huh? Surely that's faulty.
Edd: It's not. All but Darcy are Street to Wal tiers, while she's at least a large building Buster. Everyone else was in single digits as well, with Cutter being a 3. Just to blow up the moon, Roshi had to have a power level of 139 or higher, since he had Ki training and a full power state that made him stronger.

There was a clearing of a throat, getting E_dd and Edd to pay attention to the fusion.

E_dd: Right, sorry, your name - you know what, no - Title?

The fusion smirked, and the shared voice of all that created them said proudly "Legion!"

E_dd: ... Jesus Christ it sounds queer. You a guy or girl?

Legion was surprisingly small, shorter than only Darcy, but that wasn't too impressive. Another thing, Legion's body seemed to be a blend of male and female body shape, among other traits that would identify gender.

Legion: Hmmm, guy.
E_dd: Okay, well, welcome to the Nowhere, Legion. And now you get to do the dares for now.
Legion: Seriously?
E_dd: Just because you're a whole new entity doesn't mean you get a pass. Anyway, go ahead and watch these before I put you in the American Civil War.
Legion: Alright, at least it looks interesting.

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.


E_dd: No. Don't even know why I had one back then, honestly. It amounted to nothing but a waste of time, but live and learn. And I figured.

E_dd: Alright Legion, you're being dropped into the First Battle of Bull Run, try not to cause the soldiers to go mad

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

E_dd: Alright Legion, you're being dropped into the First Battle of Bull Run, try not to cause the soldiers to go mad.
Legion: Alright, I'll try but no promises.

  The fusion then dove through the rift, leaving E_dd and Edd alone.

E_dd: Oh hey, I forgot you were here, where've you been?
Edd: By your side. You've gotta stop reading everything written and assume something isn't mentioned out of laziness and unimportance.

Hybrid Shenanigans: The second blunder of ChaosStories to obsess over. Discover now