"Feels exciting to be seeing them again after all this time?" "Yeah. Feels great too, actually." E_dd spoke with Edd, as to what was in front of them were three rifts, each leading to different places to allow some familiar faces to them and a few o...
E_dd: *Whistling with new energy, before using his pointer fingers to drum in the air.* 🎶The creator better stop, narrating my thoughts, because that's Disturbing me.🎶
... Fuck you E_dd.
Edd: E_dd! Where the fuck have you been for the past 3 months?! I thought Jeremy killed you!! E_dd: Relax. Jeremy couldn't kill me, even if he wanted to. Edd: But he does wanna kill you Edd. He REALLY wants to kill you. You're his number-one target in the whole metaverse, the whole multiverse, EVERY BRANCHING TIMELINE OF THIS REALITY, THE VERY CONCEPT OF YOU! E_dd: Relax, as long as the narrative needs me, I'm as immortal as the idea of Jesus. Edd: ... E_dd, I never want to hear you compare yourself to an important historical and religious idol ever again. E_dd: Meh, well too bad. Anyway, let's get to the fun stuff. *Looks where the cast usually is* Wha-Where are the cast members, Edd? Edd: On break. I found it unfair for them to wait on your inconsistent scheduling, and overwork yourself. E_dd: Mmm, and that sounds like it'll be Edd: And also, Opsin and Beta had finals. E_dd: There it is. Bring their sorry asses back here.
Intermission
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Toro: As cool as it would be, I am going to have to decline... @SpinosaurusRex_reads..? Oh, dulce Madre José.
E_dd: So, now that the video is over, Edd has hopefully finished your all's Round Meal. Edd: *Muttering* The amount of goddam boiling water I needed to cook some of these... Ripper: So, on top of a reaction video, now we have dinner? E_dd: Pretty much. Darcy: *Notices her Round Meal* I'm surprised you didn't default to just serving me some cows. Edd: Yeah, the amount of meat I had to butcher for you, Toro, Natalie, and Blake's. You four better not leave leftovers! Darcy: If you got the serving sizes right, then you shouldn't have your hopes up. Edd: *Sighs* Dig in you all.
*A while later.*
E_dd: And it looks like Ripper, Darcy, the Scorpios, and Beta all managed to finish with... varying results. Ripper: *Groans* I think I'm set for a few days after that. Beta: Hmmph. *Whispers* Pathetic. E_dd: And, that leaves everyone else, well-fed, with leftovers. Seems some of you hardly touched the Mac & Cheese though. Blue: ... You blame us? E_dd: So, how was you and Ripper's vacation? Blue: A sick joke on you and that person who dared us' part. Pretty sure we may be wanted criminals now. E_dd: Don't stress on it.
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E_dd: Besides, you all have a vacation to another universe entirely... only after you all are done digesting. Darcy: Thanks... I feel sick.
*An hour later.*
E_dd: ... Now that they're gone, play the transmission.
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E_dd: Madison... Edd, do you have a location on Jeremy yet? Edd: No, but he doesn't exactly want to be found. E_dd: Mmm. Give Maddie a call, she'll be needed for what's to come.
???: Another universe; Conquered. With all the time we've spent together, my liege, I feel I must say this. When you first came to me, I thought of you and your hoard as an obstacle; a tree in my path. Now, I can tell you're the key to a much bigger picture, Jeremy.
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Jeremy: *In a scratchy voice* thank you, Exchaba, for being so willing to help in our crusade. Most beings in the vastness of this existence, consume. You are too good for that. My Tyranid brothers and my Xeno sisters do not see your potential, like I do, but they are simply a swarm. You are the true power of my army; the second hand general. In soon time, this crusade will end, with the death of my father.
If y'all curious about what Exchaba sounds like, if anyone's watched Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, he sounds like Scourge.
