I knocked on BEN'S door. It was silent for a long time until a Still pissed off Jeff opened it.
"I lost my Fucking pipe. What do you need?"
"Jane...I think it's that time of the month again..." I whisper while nudging her. She giggles and presses a finger to her lips.
"Jeff, How is Grace?" I ask, my voice full of worry and concern.
"Eh. A few tears here and there. BEN'S been hugging her. Playing silent hill and Shit. I want my Fucking pipe."
"Cone." We heard a whisper from a distance.
"The Fuck was that!?!" Jane yelled.
"Mind if we come in? It's a bit weird in the halls." Jane asked politely.
"Fuck it. Make yourself at shit pipe."
"Is he gonna be alright..?" I turn to Jane.
"Honestly, I don't know."
We walked in and saw BEN and Grace hugging.
"Oh, Hey Stitchy. Hey Jane. Chralie, Please don't do that." She talked, Turning in all directions.
"Charlie!" She said.
I don't want to see you humping Jeff!"
"What!!!!!"
"Oh God put your pants back on Charlie!"
"I WANT MY FUCKING PIPE."
"Cone." We all turned around at once, and saw EJ's Ghostly body.
"Cone."
"Is that all he says?"
"Tongue."
"Is there any way to get rid of him?"
"Fuck me." He said while putting two thumbs up.
