Chapter 57 Dealing

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Sun Qi was knocked to the ground, and then a stick hit him.

Even though Granny Liu is a thin and small old lady, she is very good at hitting people with a stick in her hand. On weekdays, young people who go up and down the mountain may not necessarily be as agile as her. "I'll beat you bad consciences to death!"

"If you don't work as a good farmer, you just want to be a robber!"

"Hit them!"

What do these old people have to fear? The robbers beat them to death one by one, so as not to harm the village.

The daughter of Uncle Liu and Aunt Qi was insulted by bandits last time. This time she saw Li Hai being attacked by a group of people with knives. Her eyes were bleeding with hatred. Li Hai was looked at by this fierce look as if he wanted to eat people. I couldn't help feeling frightened in my heart. I took two steps back and shouted, "Brothers, don't be afraid. It's just a group of old, weak, sick and disabled people. Beat them."

"If you don't want to die, just raise your hands and take the food from home -" Before Li Hai could finish his words, a pot of something was thrown at him from the side. He opened his mouth and had no time to avoid it and took a bite of the unknown object.

Li Youqian from the village dug a bucket of dung water in the cesspit, brought it over, and poured it directly on the group of bandits.

"Ugh--"

"Ah! It stinks."

"Who are you?"

The thieves couldn't get used to the stench. The villagers who carried water and applied fertilizer every day were fearless and covered their noses to do it!

The young man from Shangxi Village rushed over with a few towels and rags. The soldiers said that knives are not afraid of hard things but soft things. With a wave of the towel, he covered the blade back and forth and snatched the knife from the thief's hand.

"Ah, my knife!"

A thief moved his body and was about to pick it up. Granny Liu supported herself with a crutch in front of him. The thief looked up in panic, and Granny Sun's hand held a handful of chili powder and hit his eyeball.

Granny Sun is superstitious. During the Chinese New Year, General Duan had people hang peppers on their doors to symbolize prosperity. Granny Sun especially believed in General Duan, so she asked for a lot of pepper seeds and red peppers and brought them back to the village. She ground the bright red peppers into powder and gave them to Granny Sun in handfuls. What a delicious experience.

Grandma Sun had a few gray-black age spots on her face, which were clearly visible under the sun. She smiled with her wrinkled face like a dead tree, and whispered in a hoarse voice: "Let you also feel the festive taste of the New Year."

The wind blew, and the chili powder flew everywhere. For a while, there were constant sneezes and yawns, not to mention that those who had wounds on their bodies could faint from the pain of chili.

The bandits from Shanbei had never seen such a novel thing as chili, and those who didn't know thought they were poisoned.

"Ah! My eyes, my eyes!"

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When Duan Shubai's soldiers rode over on bicycles, they saw a foul smell mixed with the pungent smell of chili peppers. The combination of chili powder and feces water was simply a killer.

The soldiers endured the disgusting smell of the food and tied up twenty or thirty robbers one by one with green faces. The villagers on the side were very happy to see it. They shed tears and sneezed, and some of them were injured and screamed wildly. Grandma Sun's behavior hurt the enemy a thousand times and hurt herself eight hundred times. The villagers were also irritated by the chili peppers.

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