(I had to draw the blood on Jeff's face)
Me: Hey, Jeff! :3
Jeff the Killer: Wot?
Me: Why don't we put on frog bucket hats? :D
Jeff the Killer: ... Excuse me?
Me: C'monnnnn!!!!!! It'll be funnnnnn!
Jeff the Killer: No.
Me: 🥺🥺🥺 pweeeeeeeease?
Jeff the Killer: *sighs, giving in* Fine. *Puts on a frog bucket hat*
Me: Yayyyyyyy!!
Jeff the Killer: You're gonna be the death of me -_-
Me: ^^ you make me happy
Jeff the Killer: *sigh*
(My headcanon is that Jeff is Asexual)